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JennyS

@jennsamuelson

Insomniac Pessimistic Nurse / cynic Married GenX Virgo INFJ 🧒Dem🫏 music, reading, movies, art, drawing, dogs, cats, science 🩢 cooking / eating food I prefer solitude, peace, and a cool climate.

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…(before becoming hungry) enough to eat us, and would likely start with our feet, rather than eating our eyes first, like the cat would do.

07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also love dogs, because (being domesticated) they acknowledged that they need us (humans).

If we as owners were to die at homeβ€”

The cats would eat our eyeballs first, and this would likely occur within a few hours of our departure.

The dog would wait few days before becoming hungry…

07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

…they lack skills needed to open tins (cans) of wet food.

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

because my cats, being indoor onlyβ€” and being unable to master the task of …
β€” reaching the pantry door handle to open the door to
β€” gain access to the plastic bin and
β€” they lack the intuition and grasp strength to
β€” pop four lock latches that hold the seal / lid on the dry food
and…

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love both.

I love cats for their self perception of independenceβ€”

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see youβ€” I have been busy with obligations and have not been caught up with MY Bluesky oBLUEgations β€” so I am working on that now.

07.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We also have an Alexa who identifies as he/him and he prefers to be called ZIGGY.

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I want the America I remember back. Where we welcomed other nationalities who were migrants like most us. Where diversity was our strength and was what made us competitive in innovation and invention. And where people were civil and kind to one another.

06.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Try to think of darker clouds as a promise of cleanse… DOG knows we need a strong washing right now.

(Granted, Inpersonally love rainy daysβ€” so I am just trying to sound sunny).

07.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that movie.

07.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have had it up to here with politics.

I want to be able to just share posts on Bsky about our day(s) // mostly fun stuff with out so much b{αƒͺΕ³Ζ–Ζ–Κ‚Ι§Δ±Ι¬ !

I hope we get that type of online experience back soon!

07.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I know a few families who have children who rely on Medicare and food assistance. Two of these families can’t be bothered to follow the current events.

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06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Believe - Cher

06.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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dory from the movie finding nemo is swimming in the ocean Alt: dory from the movie finding nemo is swimming in the ocean

Iam still trying to decide which one to share. πŸ˜‘ choices choices choices.

Just keep reading

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I shelved that bookβ€” and selected another. I will revisit the above mentioned later.

06.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It was a family game, so I did not attempt to draw β€œtwerking” β€” how lewd. πŸ˜πŸŽ‰

It was a family game, so I did not attempt to draw β€œtwerking” β€” how lewd. πŸ˜πŸŽ‰

Game screen β€œPictionary” type game (no longer supported / does not work / not available)

Hint read: Draw: Miley Cyrus Twerking

However: it was an β€œall ages” game.

But the people guessing, seeing only my imageβ€” did recognize WHO the depicted subject was. // so… go me. πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat big BoobieS you have”mister, said Little Red Riding Hood to the Slug

Sadly, LRRH was oblivious to the fact that the slug was actually the large orange twat-wad, who was planning her demise.

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the clock and Waiting for Friday!

:::. Posted at 2:10 p.m. Pacific time

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like that is a shocking revelation?

05.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Skyscraper Collapse: Tower Crumbles to the Ground
Skyscraper Collapse: Tower Crumbles to the Ground YouTube video by StormPixel Wallpapers

youtu.be/0nl0z5CN6vI

05.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As the cog breaks off, and lodges itself somewhere else in the machine.

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha. Not quite as bad as jolly ranchers or the sugar daddy… but yeah β€” dental amalgam removers!

05.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Elaine stopped for a box of candy

Elaine stopped for a box of candy

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump Regime Dismantled: Noem Grilled By Her Own Party, Corruption Bombshell Explodes, America Turns On ICE, and Minnesota Prosecutor Says Charges Are Coming For Federal Agents Trump’s losing. We’re winning. This is more proof.

open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a worm with a hole in it Alt: a cartoon drawing of a worm popping out of its hole

I need to go spend some time on Substack

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Randomly shared envelope artwork

Randomly shared envelope artwork

Randomly selected doodles the one with the little cat by the window was colored by a kid I know. πŸ˜ƒ

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recent favorite read…

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
StoryGraph reading status

StoryGraph reading status

I always feel guilty when this happens; as if the reason I am not interested is my fault.

app.thestorygraph.com/profile/slim...

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was thrilled with my current read, but it has yet to grab me. I am
35% in and sitting to read is feeling like a struggle.

I want to like it, I want to give it more time and keep hoping something will happen.

πŸ«€πŸ€”πŸ˜’

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0