thinking back to last summer and laughing about my exs mom like i had crazy beef with a 55 year old woman for absolutely no reason she just hated my guts lmao

if i kill mysekf in the middle of the lecture hall do you think they’ll give me at least a 70%

most important final of my life tomorrow, i’m off 100mg vyvanse and 20mg adderall either i will discover the cure for cancer or die of a heart attack in 3 hours

i remember reading the “guy you meet at 19” tweets as a 19 year old being like pshhh but they were so right like the prophecy is literally inescapable

it should be legal for me to beat someone with my purse if they are taking a call in a study lounge

everyone abandoned here again

only a week in and december has felt like this

bike seats are a torture device designed in hell

what the fuck does that even mean

my worst wrapped ever i fear

my quality of life has been immeasurably improved by not having an instagram since middle school

season 2 of jersey shore and season 1 of dance moms are reality television peaks that i don’t think will ever be reached again

my letterboxd when i was indecisive and always let a man pick… boy movies are so scary 💔

didn’t have anything to talk abt at my last therapy session so i started talking to my ex again to give her something juicy to dive into after the thanksgiving break

is every single straight man in their early 20s a degenerate gambling addict like please god send me a man who is not going to have a tantrum every sunday

NEVERMIND GOT CHARLI SATURDAY TICKETS AHHHH

you should all kill yourselves

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resellers beat me for charli tickets FUCK EVERYTHING

my autism forces me to read the imdb trivia after every movie i watch and literally every fact for singing in the rain is how gene kelly was a monster to everyone on set like that 5’8 man was showing up and breaking spirits

feeling like u have to throw up and never throwing up is top 1 worst feeling on earth. have i mentioned i’ve been stuck in this state for 12 hours and yearn for death

earlier this semester someone’s ex gf spray painted cheater and fuck you all over their car and i just saw it in person omg it was like a cryptid sighting after seeing it on insta for 2 months

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I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE

so many posts of ppl at wicked with their phones out taking pictures and recording were you people raised in a barn

bear cams have only been down for like a month and i miss them so much already june cannot come soon enough

i loveeeeee wasting away my weekends with a 4 hour midday nap it’s so special to me

why are you posting your own letterboxd rating like it’s news 😭

real american culture was having to box with someone in the middle of best buy

what the fuck do you mean your black friday sale is 25% off.. we used to be a real country. people went to battle for a $100 60 inch tv

right like what are you doing here…

besties straight carti loving brother wants to go with us to brat tour