01.03.2026 10:52
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I spent longer on this than you would think, but I needed this dumb joke to be in the world.
If they want to give me £200k a year I'll do it and happily take the blame for any stupid nonsense that happens before falling on my sword and walking into a cushy consultancy job.
Started ADHD meds last week. Really, really focussed on my doom scrolling right now. #audhd
I bet you could make a pretty good mod that replaces / adds random lore terminals in Fallout 4 with actual tweets from insane AI bellends / Americans.
#fallout #apocalypse #AI
Someone on linkedin referred to the Green Denton win as 'Islamo-Communism' which is just fantastically unhinged. Bravo. Chris Morris would be proud of that one. #greens #brasseye
A screenshot from a social media post by Sam Altman describing openAIs new deal with the US department of defense
The note you find in a terminal in a fallout game:
You'd have to really, really think to come up with a more horrifying headline than that I reckon.
Thank you! THE FOLDED SKY is currently Dragon Award nominated, and the UK/ European ebook is 99p or equivalent!
I was today years old when I realized 'Lichen' is pronounced like Lycan not like Bitchin'.
In my defense, not something people say our loud a lot.
I am 100% in support of the idea that women can do whatever to their bodies / faces.
However, if you're an actress like say Vanessa Kirby and your face is incapable of moving it does somewhat impact your ability to do your job well. #fantasticfour
Couriers need to understand that 'in my front garden, clearly visible from the street' is not the same as 'safely delivered'.
Women's football is now just as annoyingly thrust into my attention as men's football. So congratulations on that I guess.
What i'd like to see from 'your party':
Full transparency on MP's interests. Not just monetary, but who they meet with etc.
No whip. Every MP free to vote their conscience. But every MP has to explain, in writing why they voted how they did. For every vote.
@zarahsultana.bsky.social #yourparty
I say the same about breaking bad. I found that incredibly dull as well.
I'm uninterested in women's football because of the 'football' part, not specifically the "women's" part.
Eh, I thought it was slow paced, dull, and relied on knowledge of how it ends to create tension rather than standing alone.
Protip for looking younger past 40: Just spend your life indoors due to crippling social anxiety, never letting the sun's rays age your ghostly complexion.
It'll be good footage to use in the trails later though.
All the Nazis seemed to disappear after WW2 except for the ones at the top. The rank and file are going to find it hard to pretend they were just following orders when video like this is out there.
In a stunning moment of shiteification, a journalist took something inconsequential and turned it into complete clickbait.
Or something digestion related. It's usually one of those two.
The existential horror pressing at the edges of the thin facade you create so you can pretend the things we do every day matter?
Wikipedia being uncharacteristically savage.
UGH. Are we not ready to move on from mysterious men in the sky yet guys? We've got people in space ffs.
Fear is the mind killer
Being a really old Grandfather is no reason someone can't be a threat to the American way of life....as Trump proves every day.
(Note: Trump isn't quite in his 80s which means this joke is slightly less satisfying. Come back next year for a retry)
That's my secret cap, I'm always crippled by embarrassment at my own actions.
Imagine the absolute indignity of being caught on camera....at a Coldplay gig. Not sure I'd ever leave my house again.
Oh and I guess they were having an affair or something too.
