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Mexico is probably where he plans to dump all American citizens who aren't white enough for Stephen Miller's taste...

Third Way, in 3 months:
"Democrats should remain neutral about the President's executive order to reinstate Prima Nocta and not listen to these left-wing extremists still clinging to the US constitution."

Congratulations, this is going to be one of those very embarrassing headlines that gets brought up in media studies classes in 20 years.

Jesse Watters is an impotent little piss-boy.

I don't hate cis people, I just have reasonable concerns about cis people.

OK... enjoy your fascism then, I guess. 🤷

Sounds like Tim Walz is about to get designated as a member of ANTIFA by the feds...

Here's the thing, if Bernie Sanders had tried to coup the government, they would have jailed or shot him without hesitation. The real reason nothing happened to Trump was that the real owners of America went: "Interesting... let's see where he's going with this!"

As a trans woman, I would really like to see less trans women on social media pull the "as a trans woman" card to sell their hot take...

There probably isn't a hell for Jim O’Neill to roast in, but if she's living out the rest of her days with constant, crippling dysphoria, that's good enough for me.

I find it strange that people always assume the Russians would have had to compel Trump to work with them through blackmail. What if he just really likes their style and would gladly collaborate with them for free?

223 years may seem a lot to most of us... but you have to take into account that it's a GIC primarily geared towards dysphoric vampires. 🙃

"Merry Christmas, Hannibal Lecter: despite everything, you’re still a great cook!" 👍

If cats could vote, you'd get the job in a heartbeat!

"It is never our intention to offend or use language that people would find derogatory, and by people we mean cis people of course."

"In the future, everyone* will be rich!"

* who is still alive

The only reason it didn't work out for the SS was that they lost a 6-year long war that killed 85 million people...

Trump has told him he's going to defy the court, if they rule against him on tariffs, so he's trying to lay the clumsy groundwork for making that scenario fly.

If someone had written about Charlie Kirk like this right after he had been shot... they would have been fired from their job.

USA Trump

Guess we found RFK jr's burner account...

I'm sure they'll receive presidential pardons, once it becomes clear that they were just doing a special delivery run for Don Jr.

Batman saying "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."

Me, when I see Tom Cotton clinging to the side of a destroyed boat...

*yawn*

Politicians should not be judged by the color of their tie, but by the content of their character.

European trans person here. Saying that "European states sterilize trans people before transition" sounds like the last time you read up on this was about 20 years ago. There are currently 3 EU countries that still have some kind of sterilization requirements, out of 27.

"Under his eye..."

Nothing some ketamine and an underaged sex slave can't fix!

"Good news, folks! We're finally putting the lead back into the gasoline!"

"Sure, we could do that, BUT... hear me out... we could also give that money to already really, really rich people and just kinda hope something good eventually happens. It could work this time, just saying!"

- Every conservative politician ever