Sean

It’s all under wiring, bitch. Them titties to your knees

This you?

Happy birthday to my skanky big sis @unicornshawn.bsky.social.

Omg 😂😂😂

☺️☺️☺️

No photos please

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I’ve seen that. Looked an awful lot like your handwriting

Crazy

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I don’t even need the Internet to be an international influencer

So, last year I joined @ccshoreditch.bsky.social and Robert in New Zealand. This year, upon their return, they discovered this. Yes, I am in fact that Black Manhattan drinking Sean 🤯

Late night in Palm Springs.
P.S. The playlist is titled Songs For Staring Out A Window, so… a vibe

Oh dear

I can’t

😭

“I once had to deliver a eulogy... I didn't know what to say so I sang a few lines of Danny Boy” -Moira Rose

Well, Catherine, here’s to you.

“The summer's gone and all the flowers dying. It's you must go and I must bide”

I realize all of you back east are dealing with up to 2 feet of snow, but I mean these birds just won’t shut the hell up. So, you know… we all have our struggles.

Just kidding, loves, stay warm and safe ❤️

😂😂😂

I don’t care how old you are, it’s never too late for me to take a wire hanger to you

😂😂😂

And now he’s too big to drown in the tub too. I guess I’m stuck.

Seriously

I remember the day I walked into that orphanage in Chernobyl and adopted @unicornshawn.bsky.social like it was yesterday. They said he had just about zero chance of living past 5 and although he’s not at all right in the head, here he is still thriving.
Think I could sue them? I mean, had I known…

Perhaps I’ll join you in NZ again next year. In the meantime, don’t forget to tell Cherry boy I said hi 😜

I cracked myself up with this one 😂
Did y’all know I was on TikTok?
@ TikTokGoBoom #TikTokSawItFirst

Awww… thanks ☺️

Trollop

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On my way

It’s a bit nipply outside today.
Apparently inside as well 😜