bluesky would be so good if it had any posts

People say academia doesn't need print books or journals any more - but the printed material may be all that survives the next 50 years, let alone the next 500.

just got told by a physicist "to stop looking at him with a face of disgust" am I a mathematician yet

um genio linguístico

most people who reject the "great men theory of history" as applied to science/math seem to adopt the polar opposite opinion that "everything happens teleologically" and it's annoying as fuck. surely we can find a middle term?

[journalist voice] musk's mystery salute raises questions about what values he stands for.

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SO PRETTY

omg I love ketamine !

allowing memes on non-meme subreddits is a catastrophic moderation failure. it's extremely annoying to open r/[topic] expecting to find useful posts about [topic] and discovering that it essentially functions as r/[memes-about-topic-with-occasional-discussion]

a materia as 8 da manha no excelentissimo estado de sao paulo e nao pode entrar às 8:20 vai te foder

can't wait for my second day of classes! surely nothing will go wrong on my second day of classes!

*heat wave*
*miss my classes*
*allergy attack*

in retrospect I think that one viking helmet guy who took over the whitehouse should've stayed in office

8μ:11

why do americans pretend superbowl is a thing

laughable for that side to call themselves "conservatives" though seeing as they seem to support drastic unprecedented change to get what they want

whenever you're upset at some youngster just subtract roughly 6 years (not 5 bc it's february!) from their age to obtain their age when covid hit. you'll feel a lot better afterwards

Department of Elimination and Also Trituration of Hitlerites

if elected I will institute my committee of public safety. I will restore public safety through liberal use of a new invention that ensures humane and painless executions, as opposed to the barbaric methods hitherto used. the enemies of my estate will fall like dominoes

does any aristocrat with a keen eye for emerging talent want to patron a promising young woman's finances

é que em textos do séc. 19 os autores fazem muitas frases enormes, com vários períodos e hífens— e semicolons; (com certeza por influência da prosa clássica.) mas é intencional, e eu acho muito elegante. mudar a pontuação perde a fluidez do original, perde a essência

quando eu faço tradução de textos antigos (eng -> pt) meu orientador faz questão de "arrumar" a pontuação do original, quebrando as frases run-on em frases menores, pra ficar mais fácil de ler.. da uma agonia...

this is so ridiculous it sounds like a the onion headline

hot girl summer is over it's time for hot girl sumer. clay tablets and chill

it's a failed system when the president is able to do illegal things for two weeks before anyone will tell him to stop it bc it's illegal. like ideally this should happen earlier

december 24, 2033. ex-president donald trump posts his favourite songs of 2033. the greatest music year ever. first song is technobf by taylor swift. "he was like a fly in my nvidia/ gave me chlamydia.." the poet sings

I'd recognise those suspiciously S-looking symbols anywhere. this is Stokes' theorem

são bernardo é o fim do mundo mesmo né como pode um município sem trem sem metro como pode isso

SP1: *notícia séria, política, tragédia, crimes, denuncia* fiquem agora com o globo esporte

globo esporte: *hahahaha o menino ney alii meuu 🤣🤣 vai curintiaaaa kkkkk 😜 galvãooo camisa 10 ahaha 😁* fiquem agora com o jornal hoje

jornal hoje: *notícia séria, geopolítica, tragédia, crimes, itamaraty*