More excited about WNBA season starting than Knicks playoff run. The inversion is officially complete

stealing my whole flow word for word bar for bar

I've been cutting carbs lately and maybe it's that talking but I'd go apeshit on this thing

did you see that clip of Mike White's appearance on Andrew Sullivan's podcast lol

something about wearing a blazer makes me stand 20% straighter

victoria zeller's author website this is victoria zeller's author website

i have complicated feelings about our many queer hallmark holidays BUT that doesn't mean i'm not gonna use trans day of visibility to bully you into preordering ONE OF THE BOYS if you haven't already

victoria.monster#preorders

I do not trust the "gender-affirming cut" option on salon websites. I am not booking whatever that is

they should've let me be catty to Mia Lewis in MLB The Show Women Pave Their Way mode

Pomodoro Method is woke nonsense. Lock In

for as exploitative as Machinima Respawn was it was objectively less awful than basically all of modern youtube

"never even read a zine" is frying me

I’m projecting such incredible Tommy Shelby Quiet Confidence in this zoom meeting

like i know they serve different purposes but why tallow specifically

My question is why is the obsession with beef tallow instead of manteca?

Tried to explain Steak n’ Shake fascism to my friends and I think they hinted that I should go on antipsychotics

Every time I get cash from an ATM i think of this post. What a fucking rube lmao

that’d be epic

oomfie up big rn

had a dream I was going to the Oscars wearing Schiaparelli and then I woke up on the couch drooling on myself in a GAP tank top

the fascists

through my steady hands the Lord metes out His justice

i have received the coded message Your Holiness, standing by to renew my vow as a Soldier of Christ

I may be wasian but I’m 100% white when I listen to Car Talk

nothing in particular i just found packs of 18 eggs on sale at the grocery store so i got two. Figured I’d go through them in a few weeks

hell yeah i love that flavor

putting one of those realistic baby dolls that pukes and pees in my tactical baby carrier vest

Cardio hurts 3x more after you spend all weekend eating large quantities of beef and drinking large quantities of bourbon