clare

cat chariote

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

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fly away to someplace they dont know who we are

Sacabambaspis

Psammolepis alata

Elga Mark-Kurik, Estonian fish palaeontologist, is responsible for making these charming memable jawless fish museum models.

“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

my birthright maşallah

i aspire to post. be the change you when you to see the want to see in tje world :))

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Lucille bluth saying “Pagliacci!!”

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.

Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”

Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”

Doctor:

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

Ban socialists all you want. The idea will never die. Humanity could be nuked back to the stone ages and it would return

Zuckerberg: it does seem increasingly clear to me that in five years anyone without smart glasses will be at a significant cognitive disadvantage

Me, alternating between holding the duster right side up to get high on and upside down to freeze a little piece of my arm meat: pray tell

COP: you been drinking tonight?
ME: no sir
COP: [pulls out banana peel] this funny to you at all?
ME: uh *heh* i mean
COP: answer the question, son
ME: an allusion to an iconic slapstick gag, like the potential alone it’s just..
COP: gonna need you to step out of the car
ME: [slips on banana peel]

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.

This is a fact.

No one will ever be able to refute it."

- Lenin

pick a dog and spay

Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit

Me, 37 minutes later:

white hate that says i got narcanned at olive garden

i wasn't notified of its removal or of any rules it was breaking. so here it is again

sometimes it feels like i’m the only trans woman that yanks it to herself anymore 💀

Krav Maga is a special tactical combat system developed by Israel, where if someone comes at you with a knife, you call your dad to blow up the guy's house.

this 3 act story has something for everyone