Tom Jamieson

We're basically here aren't we listening to them...

Enjoying Paradise S2. Some fantastic acting & a tight clever script. Don't think I've enjoyed High concept telly so much since the early seasons of Lost.

Government says police and crime commissioners are a “failed experiment”, with the system due to be scrapped soon.

Given the shenanigans at Hertfordshire’s Office of the Police and Crime Commissioner, with bullying claims, cronyism, unprecedented staff jollies and hotel bills, the cull is overdue.

“Self-driving taxis safe” says self-writing article.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

One for my Uni daughters! Not written with them in mind AT ALL!

Recent university graduates entering a tough jobs market have spoken of the brutal interest rates on the loans they took out to fund their degree from The Bank of Mum and Dad.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

Yipes!

The force is strong with our cover 😍 😍😍

Indeed. Which reminds me of another great Orwell quote - "You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel."

If it’s good enough for a Jedi…

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Indeed. Which reminds me of another great Orwell quote - "You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel."

Trump: My war has a clear objective which I've already achieved. I have killed the Epstein story.

New Private Eye on shelves now.

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Lewis is the best 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Yipes!

The force is strong with our cover 😍 😍😍

Plumber wins by-election for Greens

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”

Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…

The new Private Eye is out now.

What's so viscerally upsetting about this is that making up words and attributing them to real writers, alive or not, is essentially making and selling deepfakes of the writers. It's incredibly violating.

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IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.

The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…

From Board of Peace to bored of peace...

Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!

Decent enough beard but I'd have gone with the guy out of Small Prophets.

"They died to save her face"

From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 550, January 1983, some months after the Falklands war.

Follow the Puffins on Skomer Island's instagram account. They really hate Trump.

Big version of this on the stairs in the office. Hits the target with surgical accuracy.

Looked up the official medical term for this sort of behaviour. Doctors call it -

Being a fucking lunatic

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Box office appeal: and of course it bombed

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If the news isn't constantly making you think of the Not The Nine O Clock News Ayahtolla song then we can't be friends.

Yeah, that was me in the sandpit. THANKS a bundle Clever clogs!

Love it! The bullies were like no...this one is TOO much, even for us.