Alison 🇳🇿

Modern romance books should include “characters did not go to therapy” in their content warnings. Also, more characters should go to therapy.

Lmao I’m trying to embrace some semblance of mortality and eyeing up a nice sensible suzuki.

First time on a motorbike in 15 years.
Someone remind me I have kids to pay for. I cannot afford to buy a bike. I do not need a bike. I should stop scrolling bikes for sale.

Ewww. I hope his wife can get free, who wants to be with a loser like that. Transwomen are always welcome in women’s bathrooms I’m in. They actually wash their hands.

Have a peaceful evening

Literally, at work this morning:

Clinician: Patient should stop medication A, but must keep taking medication B.

AI VR transcription of this: Patient should stop taking medication B.

Seriously NEVER LET A DOCTOR USE AI FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS. NEVER. UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES.

I prefer non-lethal distractions from the tRUMPSTEIN Files like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, making Canada the 51st state & buying Greenland. Sure it was hugely offensive to longtime friends & allies, but at least no one died.

🤣 that tracks, that man really is a treasure. A prolific treasure.

My child is bitching about the piece she’s playing as part of a chamber group.
She composed it.

Awww no :( Huge hugs to you guys. 💔

A year ago I completed this little backpack with a Taaniko insert. I've waited a year for someone to come along to give it to. The right person never showed so I'm going to auction it off. I'll put details up this week sometime

My day has seen me at the ice skating rink, live streaming PWHL with active chat, music exam transport and watching races at the speedway. Feeling very contentedly peopled.

Cheap tickets, have kids, gorgeous night, and a huge dose of why the hell not 😁 I’ve been missing out!

@ninjakitty.bsky.social FIRST time ever out at speedway.

So true! Shout out to my awesome one in Ōtepoti Dunedin. Just off George street. A sustainable hair salon.

Our conversations often involve, around liveable cities, a car-free George Street (hell yeah 😂), (local) politics, and the anti-Māori stance of the current government. 🤣👊

If you were elected to parliament how would you fix our media? It seems obviously to contribute to so many of our political problems but idk how to make it better

Celebrities have no place in politics, enough said. [Response] Well pedophiles have no place in office running a country but here we are.

Oh but havé you got a favourite moss yet?

cant.stop.laughing

Awww wintering!

Awwww where is this beauty? Never scrolling past a duck without giving it a like.

I vaguely remember seeing a WEA course coming up in it?

Seriously … I never thought the constant renaming and reclassification of species would be the bane of my existence, but here we are. Bloody scientists.

He’s leaving for USA? Thoughts and prayers.

A news article about donut dumping

Donut dumping? This really is the worst timeline.

My neighbours are cook island, and it’s surreal hearing songs in a language that’s almost familiar just just that bit different, took me ages to recognise. (They do NOT play their music nearly loud enough)

In 2020, spiders as a group, received $ 9,306 funding from DOC. That same year, 493 species of spider were found to be "data deficient" meaning that we don't know enough about them to give them an accurate conservation status.
Protecting their ecosystems will help spiders but also...

Prescient.

Expert warns of future wastewater failures Water engineer Iain Rabbitts has been working in the industry for 35 years and says he can 'guarantee' part of the failure at Moa Point will come down to the lack of skilled wastewater workers.

I finally tuned back into RNZ today and suggest you listen to this, especially if you’re wondering about your local water management #nzpol

Expert warns of future wastewater failures