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Melissa & ๐ŸฆˆSYVIE๐Ÿฆˆ

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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human. #UglyDogs ๐Ÿ›ท

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an advertisement for lucas and friends shows a cheerleader with pom poms ALT: an advertisement for lucas and friends shows a cheerleader with pom poms
10.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He wants you to download Merlin and start recording your birbs

10.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is saying well i am touched by your concern . ALT: a woman is saying well i am touched by your concern .
10.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffle!

10.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes it's her cousin Sloppie ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh...it has pockets! ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a lab coat is talking to a man and says fair enough ALT: a woman in a lab coat is talking to a man and says fair enough
10.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've agreed to tag @jeneye127.bsky.social on all our Merlin posts to increase the likelihood she becomes a bird lady by her 50th birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living in a padded room, constantly wearing a bathrobe, carrying around large stuffed animals. Syvie owner or mental patient? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She likes actual towels too, but I'm the best towel

10.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol...the yellow one looks like a hazmat suit ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, that is a handsome robe, but Syvie likes to take a dip and then keep on playing

10.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only. She likes to dive in head-first ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

10.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh huh

10.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So petite!!

10.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh, yeah!

10.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She loves her mud ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings
09.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure... walking around in a bathrobe won't make me look weird at all. But it would go nicely with the padded room

09.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was this day

09.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha... bookmarking this

09.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has gotten mud on my ceilings in the past ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a wet towel being snapped across the chest

09.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You forget the boinging

09.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Finley can take it so can we! ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She will be slightly damp until November

09.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck . ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .
09.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I get a recording of that? It might come in handy in these parts

09.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฆˆ SYVIES WANTS HER TOWLIES TIMES! ๐Ÿฆˆ

09.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0