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While I don't actually think Return to Silent Hill qualifies as a traditionally 'bad' movie, @themorbidzoo.bsky.social hit the nail on the head about how the 2000s were the last cultural moment when people were capable of appreciating B-movies.
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Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step.
1. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ผ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโre not just immobileโyouโre immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ. That makes total senseโitโs a natural human impulse, and youโve been through a lot.
Here's to another 10 years of terror! ๐
2025 was the 10th anniversary of my very first article for @bloody-disgusting.com!
So before the year is over I'd like to take a moment to thank @bradmiska.bsky.social @freddyinspace.bsky.social @hauntedmeg.bsky.social @neilbolt.bsky.social and everyone else who helped me become a better writer.
The fawning TIME cover for the "Architects of A.I." showing some of the worst people in the world sitting on a girder above NYC. In this version, Spider-Man has swung by their steel beam and sent them all tumbling in what can best be described as nothing more than an unfortunate accident.
Nice one, Spidey.
I do understand: you want permission. Thereโs a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you donโt look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didnโt notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You donโt need me to believe itโs useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
I cosign every single word of this
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There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
Guess I'll regret it forever if I don't see it in theaters while I still can.
The things we do for Del Toro lol
Is Del Toro's Frankenstein good enough to warrant waking up early to catch a matinee screening?
Predator: Badlands
Liked:
Overall premise
Beast Master Predator
Elle Fanning
Disliked:
Boring alien designs
Generic Cinematic Universe Syndrome
They gave my boy daddy issues :(
Highly recommend Stainboy to my fellow edgy goths bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
The first one is available on some obscure VOD platform from what I remember, but the sequel is a lot harder to find!!
Had to track down a really old copy on DVD to watch it here in Brazil.
Had a lot of fun writing this one!
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You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. Youโre in one.
That Peacemaker intro finally got to me.
Birthday Boy got into another festival!
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
the new models don't listen to nine inch nails
Anyone want to be a beta-reader for an ARG-type horror story I'm working on?
Still thinking about The Long Walk.
October 11th at Clickfest 2025!!!
Conscript is so fucking good
Had lots of fun with this one and would kill for a physical release
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Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.
Finally someone who gets it!!!
(Great article btw)
Organizing a D&D one-shot where the party is exclusively comprised of characters from 80s sword & sorcery movies.
Rogue: Deathstalker
Barbarian: The Barbarians (two identical character sheets)
Ranger: The Beastmaster
Paladin: Knightriders (Ed Harris isekai story)
Hacked my vita back in '21 and it's still my second most used gaming device lmao
