Just got called “bot” on Xbox Live. I regret to inform everyone that my 0.6 K/D has officially been exposed to the wider gaming community.
02.03.2026 23:33
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Just got called “bot” on Xbox Live. I regret to inform everyone that my 0.6 K/D has officially been exposed to the wider gaming community.
[David Ornstein]🚨 Tottenham Hotspur players face wage cuts if relegated from PL. Most contracts include clauses to lower salary (vast majority by ~50%) in event of going down. Provision placed in all deals under Levy so #THFC have some financial protection @theathleticfc.bsky.social
I don’t think we’ve stopped enough to laugh long enough about the fact that FIFA invented a peace prize
Small wins, but I’ll absolutely take them… the NHS app finally stopped asking me to log in every single time
Either that, or that’s why he’s asking.
Asking ChatGPT a question.
ChatGPT:
Roses are red
Battleships are grey*
Dreadnought this soppy day
Feb 14 tomorrow
* not golden
Totally agree. He deserves better.
I fucking called it
Is it just me or is the arena maybe 40% full?
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
Everything feels so bleak nowadays
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Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
An edit of a 'Traitors' confessional shot with Robert Jenrick sat in the chair. The caption identifies him as 'Robert' 44, Wannabe PM and a traitor'.
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
No one will ever make this boast again. Ever.
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The most expensive book ever written must be 'Ready Player One', because Mark Zuckerberg obviously read it and then proceeded to blow about $70 billion trying to become the bad guy from it.
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On the eve of Energy Workers’ Day and the longest night of the year, Kyiv lit up the Motherland Monument in a symbolic gesture, “the light holds.” DTEK noted the projection used no power from the grid.
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Trump signed an Executive Order classifying Fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.
Little to no fentanyl is produced in Venezuela for your awareness.
Incredibly risky 😱
A civilian heroically tackles and disarms one of the Bondi Beach shooters.
www.news.com.au/national/nsw...
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
The 09/12/25 SitRep is out: threadreaderapp.com/thread/19985...
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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