Kayla 🔪

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

And cat 😭

Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.

New Jersey is great.

BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER) This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you!

The sealion in question

I love this town.

Tense UP sir youre too damn relaxed when there is work to do and you're yapping like you even know how to do it

Salvation Army guy ringing that bell and staring me down, in this economy?

I don't ever wanna be the asshole boss but my god this new guy is testing my patience 😭

A good bra really changes my whole attitude for the day like the girls are sitting up looking ppl right in the face n so am i

Hello nice people this is my weekend

Stop comparing the rap girls and just enjoy the music. Them being different is how all the bases are getting covered.

As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people they wanna make us average

It is almost time y'all. Don't forget the 21st. #BlackSky

Messing up right at the beginning of a 264 stitch round and not knowing until I get to the end..............take these sharp knitting needles away from me I'm bout to lose it

If they were all lightly used that'd be impressive for any brands/any appliances but I've worked all of these like HELL and they are perfectly fine

My kitchen appliances are almost all breville and thermador and absolutely no shade to other brands bc I haven't tried them....but that's mainly bc I haven't had to get any of these replaced or even repaired in like 10/11 years [aka since installation]

Sean Paul activates me like the winter soldier I have no control over what happens next

I don't go out but with the music my coworkers play in the OR i might as well be in the club. I cannot stress how many times I've had to resist the urge to back my azz up with a patient on the table

BABY YOU CAN HIT THIS DONT BE SCARED!!

That's the only reason I'm not on here too much 😭😭😭

I don't get mad tbh it's more disgust and secondhand embarrassment and then enjoying in the opportunity to go BOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 at somebody in person

Sir what can't you do

Sometimes I just scroll through miss thee stallion's Instagram until I feel like I'm gonna pass out

But why does it have the first season listed as airing from 2005 when it started in 1999 i am confusion

All 16 seasons of Good Eats are on HBO. I'm locking in

So I hike my voice way up talking to people at work especially and I hate it lmao feels so fake I am not a sorority girl I am dmx pls accept it

I feel like my voice being so deep makes ppl interpret everything I say as serious and bitchy automatically if i'm not hyena laughing while I say it and it annoys thee hell outta me. I'm not in a bad mood I'm just sexy wtf

im very much a, "YAAAYE!" "YIPPIE!" "HORRAY!" type person and have been my whole life

This is killing me but as far as psychosis goes this seems like a fun way to deal w it like damn maybe a hobby wouldve taken the edge off if i tried kdbfmdgcmznz

I was at my cousins place and we were trying to soften some peanut butter in the microwave but it still had a TINY piece of the foil seal on it and it started sparking djfbskbfmxnc

Oh my lord

Can yall tell I was listening to Dutty Rock otw to work