might be drawing a lot of blood elf pingus for patreon regardless of how the polls shake out lol
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Artist of various kinds. They/them, or your best guess if that's too hard. I will do anything a mean blonde woman says.π READ REVENANTπ(it's free!): https://shockodile.itch.io/revenant https://www.patreon.com/Shockodile
might be drawing a lot of blood elf pingus for patreon regardless of how the polls shake out lol
can't believe this stupid expansion has me liking elves. wtf
i have recovered, which is good because i couldn't find the send button when i made the first post lol
looked into a light somewhere and have a bigass blind spot on the right side of my vision now >:( grrrr
kill AT rey dau, AT uth duna, AT nu udra, and AT arkveld one after another
if you speedrun monster hunter I HATE YOUR GUTS. i respect your skill but if you put down a small barrel bomb in front of me i am going to strangle you with my hands
watching speedrunners do it to piss myself off even more
let my miserable, enraging failure stand as a testament to the truth when i say i am literally the worst at monster hunter out of everyone i know lol. loving something a whole lot does not mean you're any good at it
definitely not lol, i need to play it like a speedrunner to beat it and i do not have the sauce
don't even waste your time suggesting something to me because i've tried it. i don't even have to know what you're going to suggest, i've fucking tried it
truly starting to believe i need to offer a blood sacrifice under the planets aligned in syzygy in order to get a run of proof of a hero with any chance of succeeding. i do not know what the fuck else to do to squeeze damage and time out of this fucking quest. i've tried everything.
it killed me
i am gonna beat that fuckin quest if it kills me
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pausing mid-conversation to make sure i don't mix up "IUD" and "IED"
oh I'm. I'm ok. I'm alright. *is shaking like something that is Not Alright*
same patreon post for poll time. now you can get all my exclusives AND have a hand in deciding which of these old men i draw horny fanart of at the end of the month
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been watching friends play RE:9 and several of them are suffering a horror game just to see leon and y'know what, i get it. that old man's schlong is now on patreon
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a beast approaches
worth mentioning there's two varieties of dick out for this one. there's a human dick version and horsecock version. for the enjoyers πββοΈ
posted at buttass o'clock so look at it again. look at my big satyr man. please. i worked hard on it
february's fanart friday is the nightmare lord xavius ππ
wet & dry horny versions on patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/fanart...
NICE!!!!!!!
february's fanart friday is the nightmare lord xavius ππ
wet & dry horny versions on patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/fanart...
IT'S THE JOURNEY!!! IT'S ABOUT YOU AND THE MONSTER!!!!! MEETING ON THE BATTLEFIELD, TESTING YOURSELVES AGAINST ONE ANOTHER!!!! IT'S ABOUT STRIVING TO COME OUT ON TOP EVEN THOUGH THE ODDS ARE AGAINST YOU!!! AND THE RUSH YOU GET WHEN VICTORY IS ACHIEVED AT LONG LAST...!!!!!!!!!
february's fanart friday is approaching... i've got the piece all done and it's a Big One π
anybody else think iridikron is kinda.......... πΆοΈ
Other Versionsβ’ & more on patreon (wet and dry varieties)
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cleaning up planets once again
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Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
i know nothing about him but i know he's like my blorbo-in-law just from seeing you mention him