Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique
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Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique
Bloody Abraham has a hell of a lot to answer for.
Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
This is starting to feel like a very good week to be getting solar panels fitted.
Yet another snub for Andy Burnham
Someone on this train is wearing a scarf that looks so much like mince I did a double take.
diaper bag with "concealed carry function"
good evening; america has been a 249 year social experiment by harvard university that is now complete. thank you for your time
"Were you out with a lady last night, sir? Did she want it, sir?"
Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.
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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
As far as I can tell, Meta just removed Zack Polanski's Facebook page to limit his social media reach...
Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,
I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.
Thanks,
Zack Polanski
Illegal migraines living rent-free in Linda's head.
I now look forward to Zack being invited onto every third episode of Question Time for the next fifteen fucking years. I mean that’s definitely going to happen right?
Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all”
Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since
“Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”
We do not need this many Mini Eggs.
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Either that or his service revolver's malfunctioned and set fire to the whisky.
That must be very hard, but I'm glad you had the chance to see him before the end. Take care x
Life can be so cruel. Thinking of you xx
Oh, my mistake. I thought it was Ted Danson.
Exporting the US healthcare system might constitute an international act of aggression
Ah yeah, remember the good old days when the only way into the 24-hour butcher's was via a trapdoor in the miniature phone box?
Ooh, I like it.
#AmEditing
Happy birthday, and thank you for still being older than me. Have a good one!
I loved it almost as much as I love Paris, but we only had three days there, at the end of a much bigger trip. Would love to go back and see more. One day.
I'd love to visit the national parks one day. But yeah, same. I'm glad to have finally seen New York last winter.
It's crazy that we now have to talk about the US like this.
