Ami Weaver

INNOCENT! FREE HIM

Challenger for those who think my 4slot chrome toaster doesn’t love me back: explain how human love works.

Gus the Cat (a large, black fellow with massive yellow eyes) embracing and nibbling on my arm which is attired in a oatmeal-colored sweater sleeve.

look at this or don't these are words on a screen not some kind of a clockwork orange thing

Pokopia screenshot, Mareep is saying to player character "You think I'M super soft? Gosh, you're gonna make me blush!"

This, too is yuri. (Disclaimer - player character is a Ditto, not a human!)

The way I immediately knew who this was about.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

This is totally right, having hobbies that occupy your mind is the most wonderful thing and my life has been so incredibly improved not just by smithing but by joining a makerspace where people share their interests. Positioning this in direct opposition to looking at the phone is correct!

the only news I'm interested in rn

My dad made the biggest jewelled egg in the world. The obsession would destroy his marriage, family and fortune The mad venture – which my mother nicknamed ‘your father’s ego’ – would swallow my childhood. Years later I went on a quest to understand what really happened to his glittering folly

This is genuinely mind-boggling
www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

switch abbreviating my email to fag

still can't get over nintendo calling me a fag everytime i use the eshop

Its a screencap of Doctor Who with a scene featuring Missy aka The Master played by Michelle Gomez and the 12th Doctor played by Peter Capaldi it reads "I Can Fix Him" says Woman Who is Worse.

Does anyone else still try to cleanly punch out the center of their Reese’s cup every time because there was a commercial in the fucking 90s where they did that

after you see a headline like this, you should go play tetris to get the image out of your head

Maniac Mansion isn’t Maniac Mansion if you don’t get the full size poster that came in the box. It was a fake college bulletin board, where all of the flyers contained subtle hints how to beat the game.

One time I was behind a guy on BART asking a chatbot how to "roast" a chicken in a Dutch oven with a lid on. Enjoy your soggy chicken, my dude!

“Oyster Nazi” is one of those Venture Bros. villains that appears on screen for like four seconds

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

Cannot tell you how depressing it is to read that people are simply refusing to read nonfiction after you’ve worked really hard to write a nonfiction book you believe in, in case anyone is wondering why I’m posting so much about my book which comes out in a few weeks #BookSky

gonna tell my grandniblings this was skibidi toilet

Pro strats for #Pokopia: every time the background music plays the Pokémon Center healing ditty, sing "pee, pee, peepee poop" in your head

dollhouse is so funny to me bc i remembering hearing it recommended as sci fi for women and i got like two episodes in before the male gaze made me so dizzy that i felt like i needed lasik

urbanism is lowkey goated when petrocollapse is the vibe

Not only was the interaction with an over-heated furry the sweetest part of this week's episode (she talked about how she met her girlfriend at anthrocon) they actually got a nice suit that doesn't look like shit. Good jorb The Pitt.

A grouchy, fluffy white cat poking his head out of a box that is too small for him. He should not be trusted with military or any other type of decision making

Even if Claude did have consciousness and anxiety (it doesn’t), so does Chester, and I wouldn’t let him choose bomb targets

a circuit board and a small round display. display shows first two paragraphs of pride and prejudice with a monospaced font

working on making an e-reader with a round screen, tested it by loading pride and prejudice onto it!

Stella the bicolor tabby is climbing on my lap to try to steal a kolache. Panda the wee black and white Chihuahua mix looks on hungrily in the background

when mother has the kolache

I keep trying to be a middle-aged woman who Does Fashion but THEY KEEP MAKING GREAT ABORTION GRAPHIC TEES, what is a bitch to do

Streaming services died in Pokopia. Buy CDs!

Streaming services died in Pokopia. Buy CDs

Streaming services died in Pokopia. Buy CDs

Pokopia supports physical media in game as it mentions music streaming services all died due to server costs. Ironic given it's only available on a key card cartridge.

A screenshot of Pokopia showing Trubbish asking Ditto: "Yo, what're you gonna do with that bunch of nonburnable garbage?"

cropping the text box on this for later use