stop being grumpy
stop being grumpy
mmmm theyβre back π€©
Just landed in Toronto and my heart feels lighter
Wouldnβt it be great if Cheeto decided to fuck the fuck off while Iβm here π a girl can dream
Jim Pete and Michael Grady π€©π€©
My plane was delayed because someone forgot their vodka at Duty Free
and it wasnβt me
Exiting the States for a few days, as Iβm not finding much independence to celebrate.
Happened again at Disney this weekend π
Does Barron have bone spurs?
asking for a friend
Vikings vs. Steelers in Dublin tickets β
Letβs go Lynx!
Keep it up π
Thankfully Iβll be on the ground in 10!
This was beyond the βshare sizeβ, it may have been purchased at Costco! π
The guy next to me on this flight just housed an entire Jumbo Sized bag of skittles.
Iβm impressed.
But sad he didnβt offer to share.
Love it! Always fun to find another smarty pants π€©
I have run into an acquaintance at the airport in Montego Bay, Jamaica! π
It was just one of those surreal moments - Iβm in Florida, why would I know someone in the elevator! π
Why am I so awkward?
Iβm in a different state, halfway across the country, and I asked a guy in the elevator if I knew him.
I did.
But we both felt the weird.
Hi there fellow Jeopardy enthusiast!! π I love that youβve been on the show!
Iβve taken the test multiple times, just havenβt been selected (yet!)
Watching Jeopardy Masters, and for once in my life, I knew a Final Jeopardy that Victoria Groce didnβt.
If you need a brainy gal in your life, Iβm taking applications π
βYou can get through anything in life if you have one good friendβ
Iβm the luckiest to have more than one, to have a whole group of badass women who you best be afraid of in dark alleyways.
little man at Total Wine asked me if I needed help picking out bubbles
Thank you, sir, hereβs my Chandon, weβll be fine.
Have you watched Sirens on #Netflix
Because what the heck?
Or hot dogs falling from the sky!
Youβll be getting a Twins tattoo before you know it π€£
Iβd be so embarrassed to be picked up by a Cybertruck from the airport
Itβs been a fun game!
My annual reminder
Letβs go Twins!
Duck duck goose?!
EXCUSE ME.
Itβs duck duck grey duck.