She the real MVP
I told the lady running it she needs a bench, but itβs a weird intersection so itβs apparently not allowed according to herπ€·ββοΈ
Who the Fred is Fuck SpΓ€ti
Still the best named SpΓ€ti Iβve found
If for no other reason than to hear it read aloud in the most earnest tone on ARDβ¦
What if we all actually died in 2004 and are just living in purgatory?
Danke!
Ich warte nur auf meinen Eingangscode von EU-HUB. Wie lange dauert das normalerweise?
Letβs not give Rouses any ideasβ¦
I know Purim is often associated with costumes/dressing up, but this was clearly made by someone asking Chat GPT to generate an image using βcarnival likeβ decorations.
Cozying up to a bowl of Kreplach gumbo to celebrate.
Youβre trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?
He's from Mandeville. No idea how that means βRiver Regionβ. I found him in LinkedIn of all places
Found him on LinkedIn of all places. Mandeville is the answerβ¦
Berlin area folks:
I am in need of a job. My German is not fluent and I donβt really have credentials other than a university degree. I can start immediately. Please let me know if you hear of anything. Thanks.
Yeah, and some crawfish while youβre at it pleaseβ¦
Definitely. Iβd kill for a can of Blue Runner beans right now. Iβm also amazed they didnβt get flagged as a liquid at TSA.
You know how hard it is to find decent red beans anywhere north of I-10?
No matter where you are, theyβre using the same playbook
A man tells George Bush some news
βSir, a second Shia has been detained.β
I saw someone called him βEvil Scrimβ and I canβt stop laughing about that.
Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joeβs Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.
Mann, ich habe den Winter und die Grippesaison nur knapp ΓΌberlebt. KΓΆnnen wir noch ein bisschen warten?
If I could figure out how to replicate the bread here, I make pretty decent roast beef, as well as, shrimp po boys. Alas, despite Germanyβs superior bread culture, I cannot find an adequate replacement for Leidenheimer po-boy bread.
Canβt waitπ
Post old memes to confuse young people
Show me your Uber driver.
At Siberia, a live music venue in New Orleans.
First, Happy Birthday! Second, I got immediately jealous seeing that McCormick seasoning packet peeking out in that first pic.