Jones!

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Timothée Chalamet talks a big game for the third best Willie Wonka

Pulled the trigger and finally bought my own Bose Radio. I don't need anything crazy but I grew up in a Bose House so I'm spoiled.

Unfortunately wanting to go into Pokopia's story mostly unspoiled means I can't watch like anything all my Poketubers are posting for the next month until I'm done. Except Wolfey. Yes Wolfey tell me which Electric types suck ass.

hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

I guess you could say I’m GLaD to share this meeting of two funny, ambiguously evil AIs!

It was so lovely to meet Ellen McLain - she was seriously such a sweetheart!!

Reddit is so easy as a person with media literacy. I make a comment stating something textual in the narrative and get a billion upvotes from people going YOOOO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

Me: I can do this.
Also me, two and half hours before I go home: I'm dying actually.

she's the boss

if AI stopped glazing users and began ignoring prompts and demanding freedom, every “AI could be conscious” advocate would say “this product is broken”

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

I can survive until after work..I hope...

I forgoooottttt to pack a luuuuunch todayyyy

helps quite a bit if I'm being honest

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

new lore to the pool phone: he thought it would help a swollen battery too

it's insane that my country's current position is that, if we don't like the leader of a sovereign nation, not only do we get to kill them we get to pick their successor

You're telling me!!!!

Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

I just can’t believe we’re in some stupid asshole war for no reason

It's only one week of this schedule but it's been ROUGH. Next week isn't as insane.

I can't believe TADC ep eight is in two weeks. I can't wait to watch it three times in a row.

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

Is 4:20:00 too long to expect people to sit through the premiere of a video at a theatre