Just spent a little while on Reddit for the first time in a long while and Iβm surprised how not-dirty I feel afterwardsβ¦. π€π§
@seimoon
Fractional CPO β’ Coach β’ Dog-person πΆβ¨ seimoon.co.uk Come to Bluesky π¦ for more useless than useful. If you want bizzznisss come to my LinkedIn, tho no promises there either π β’ Sei pronounced βsayβ β’ Pronouns she/herβοΈ
Just spent a little while on Reddit for the first time in a long while and Iβm surprised how not-dirty I feel afterwardsβ¦. π€π§
βChatGPT stink wavesβ is a great way to describe the feeling that something couldnβt possibly have been written by a self respecting humanβ¦
Itβs alright sometimes, just like BO is acceptable sometimesβ¦
Today I cracked an egg straight into the bin, totally missed the bowl step. π₯π« Howβs your Saturday going? π
Iβve just taken apart and fiddled with my Dyson that has been malfunctioning for ages using a screwdriver πͺ and itβs fixed!! This sense of accomplishment is next level. Call me MacGyver. π
Itβs too hot π₯΅π«
And is this a reasonable question to have at 9am on a Friday? And is it a reasonable life aspiration? Asking for a friend.
If someone were pulling together a post-apocalyptic survival teamβ¦ how confident are you about getting picked? π§ββοΈ
Quite a niche fact but it turns out Deok Su, the loud and violent main villain protagonist gangster from Squid Game 1, is actually paralysingly shy when not acting. Itβs amazing what some actors can doβ¦ π³
Pump Up The Jam πΆ is following me around at the momentβ¦ on TV, in the gym, soon to be in my dreams. I suppose it could be worse. Could be Disney or something.
Here is it in case you want to remind yourself of the beat. open.spotify.com/track/21qnJA...
Picture of an Omron blood pressure monitor with the hardware user interface clearly shown.
What a joy when the UI is so intuitive that you can use all the functions immediately without any struggle. Well done Omron. π
Shame you canβt say the same about so much software nowadays π.
Also, my numbers are good, going strong πͺ.
I wrote a piece on the three things Product Managers should focus on to supercharge themselves πππ applies to non-PMs too, go knock yourselves out. Not literally π
www.recruited.tech/blog/no-brai...
a big olβ german shepherd stands in profile and looms over a much smaller black and tan pup thatβs sitting down in the middle of the frame. the big dog is looking straight down at the little one, chin tucked and nose almost to the puppyβs noggin. the little guy is looking at the camera somewhat nervously as he awaits the results of this inspection.
This is Muamba and Ollie. Ollie just got here and is currently being inspected. He's not sure what for, but really hopes he passes. 13/10 for both
I wrote about all the hours and hours I used to spend swimming as a kid. I loved it so much mum called me a baby seal π¦.
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Iβd rather have any of the βshorter hangoversβ, βfaster metabolismβ, βplumper skinββ¦.. π€‘
I am 4 decades and a bit old. Can someone please explain to me why then am I still getting giant angry painful spots like some moody teenager π€π‘
For me, the tree-friendly version of talking a red pen to a fresh draft print out is:
- make a pdf of the document
- open it on a different device (usually my ipad)
- blink five times
- take an apple pencil to it
Somehow, this helps me see typos and things to correct that I didnβt see before. π€·π»ββοΈ
yussss πͺ
Hereβs the kick you need π¦΅
April is around the corner which reminds me of all the random bank holidays that basically just get me confused because I never know when to wear my proper, not suitable for zoom, PJs. I donβt know how the Swiss cope.
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Exactly! π€£ thereβs a whole set of unspoken rules governing email politics. I sometimes like to mess with it to see if I get in trouble π€
After spending 20 mins explaining how bcc works and why this is awkwardly funny to @jonbretman.com I fear the Bluesky audience is not corporate enough to get my humour ππ«
That, or Iβm just not that funny, or both. π€£
You know those people that bcc you in on things that they want you to know but you shouldnβt really know?
You know those other people who get bccβd and hit βreply allβ to say HELLO π π€‘
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A very floofy light brown dog lying on the floor
Bowie says WOOF. Yeaβ¦ thatβs how we feel tooβ¦
But buying multiple packages of socks doesnβt give you many hours of frustration/joy roulette π€‘
I am so far disappointedβ¦. Iβm not sure the finale will cure my disappointmentsβ¦ π
Youβre in Japan?? Oooh very jealous, have a fantastic time! 5 meals a day is standard for any Japan trip btw π and yes, they take their coffee seriously.
Yeaβ¦ itβd be fun to have one but not THAT fun with shipping costs π€£π«£
Are you wondering if you might benefit from coaching? What if I said there was a coach you can develop with while also having a lot of fun with? Thatβs me! ππ»ββοΈ Check out my latest blog post about what good things I think coaching can do for you π»
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#coach #product
Donβt make me put you in the cupboard π€‘
Me too! So I asked Google and it says itβs technically possible but not recommended BECUZ IT F*cKS with things πΉπ€£π«