Neglecting the Hat

Hope you enjoy it!

It’s not high art, but it is fun, even now

I wish I could get to you to fill up but I need to fill up first

Holy shit, this is better than the 75 cent markup I saw today. Where is this? I need to fill up

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

Straight out of Miller’s classic run, amazing

Wish I’d seen this half an hour ago, right before my dog ate banana

He’s really inhabiting the corrupted messiah role Paul plays in Dune Part 3

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

The fact that the bugs are supposedly stacking Earth by blasting asteroids with their butt juice ACROSS THE GALAXY is genius. And people didn’t detect the satire? Jfc we’ve been cooked for decades

Slate Plus has an interview with him out today and I want to know if the interviewer was one of his customers in the DC bar he tended in

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

Q&D absolutely fantastic. One of my favorite screenplays, structurally really complex but feels effortless, and Gene Hackman is an all-time great villain. And Raimi has a lot of fun with the action

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

A selfie of Sensei Sergio and Bob Ferguson in a car. Sensei Sergio looks relatively put together, Bob looks like he’s falling apart

My phone lock screen for the past few months

You can tell that the US blew up that school because everyone’s doing everything possible to find a way to disqualify the obvious. The country that was bragging about knowing everything it hits suddenly being quiet and wanting to move past the situation while its journalists blame the AI system? Ok.

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And now it’s in our brains!!!!

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

did this happen after the primary on Tuesday??? lmao oh my god are other transphobe Dems just quitting because they got stomped so badly

a nice looking sloth

a wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus

march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020

"He went on an anti-semite's podcast to expose the anti-semitism!" ::hears that he told the anti-semite he was a big fan:: "He was a smol bean birthday boy, you wouldn't hit a birthday boy, would you?"

Darryl, Aristotle's friend: fuck him up, Aristotle

If I’m ever fired, don’t tell me either. I don’t wanna know

lol MSNBC went to commercials then came back and Noem is still at the podium. Katy Tur maintaining she must know 🤔

To folks saying Noem is aware of the firing but because it’s not official until the 31st: this woman would be in her office grabbing every bit of incriminating paper she could if she knew

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

“It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, ‘Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?’l

your new DHS secretary, everyone:

No, it’s two