Link: archiveofourown.org/works/605369...
if the British aristocracy didn't want to be objectified they shouldn't have built an Empire
Aziraphale: patron saint of queer dumbasses
Crowley is the all-time muff-diving champion
we saunter vaguely downwards like a drunk depressed demon whose angel left
Aziraphale Is Hung Like A Horse
Aziraphale has a book fetish
Forgive Me Father for I Have Imagined You in a Variety of Compromising Scenarios