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radio stations be like:
"Allan Legere released from prison!
click for details👇"

You know, since the first modern oil crisis in the 70s it feels like we shouldn't have quadrupled down on oil dependency and car required living

Now I’m one of those “No to digital ID” people, but they probably don’t mean this

I am going to email my city council and ask them to consider installing secure bike parking near our transit express stops.

When I do this, should I also suggest types of bike racks?

I’m worried they’ll install (maybe not even bolt down) a wheel-bender without knowing better…

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is

I can take the losing, what I can’t take is chirping from Sens fans

No, because they can’t count that high

Hazard Watch

Update on chemical spill
gnb.ca/HazardWatch

Jfc

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Was it the comment on the city's page saying they should have spent the money on healthcare instead? 🫠

Fewer cars, oh no

Badly overlapped text on the latest iOS

Also this nonsense

I love when a forced iOS update overnight turns off DND on my watch so that I can get a 4 am email directly to my wrist. Thank you.

Bottoming out depression-wise, but booked for a motorcycle course at age 43, so there is something to look forward to.

same as it ever was (see 1973, 1979, 2003-2011)

The 2000s was just like the 1980s but more stupid. The 2020s is just like the 2000s but more stupid.

Seeing how many lifted trucks there are out in the roads on a Saturday has me fuming about this again. People will die on the roads because of these trucks. There is not one ounce of political will to do what is needed.

my partner and I have this problem all the time, "ideas" and "plans" are different things. you can not make plans without discussing the ideas first. That's all his ever was, do not criticize the discussion of ideas.

Simpsons screenshot showing CNNBCBS A division of ABC

The Paramount-Warner Bros purchase, as foretold by the ancient texts

Douglas Adams was right, anyone who wants to become president should automatically be disqualified. Real power should be held by an old man taking care of his cat.

My doorbell won’t connect to my wifi, what a time to be alive.

If they'll do this to trans people...
They'll also do it to gay people...
They'll also do it to immigrants...
They'll also do it to women...
They'll also do it to minorities...
They'll also do it to religious groups...
They'll also do it to wrong-thinkers...
They'll also do it to you.

I've narrowed it down to 8 possibilities, but my ability to remember names and my ability to ask followup questions at the time has really hampered my ability to figure this out

I randomly remembered that I ate breakfast once with a member of Canada's 2013 World Juniors team. There is like a 10% chance it was Nate MacKinnon.

now that cake means ass, "let them eat cake" is an amazing statement