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The patios only get closed for winter cos they fear the full power of the sangria patio pitcher babes

hey Doug is stealing Toronto's waterfront you need to stop him

“Always Has Been” meme. 1st Astronaut: wait mini weenies are tater tots? 2nd astronaut: always has been.

Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.

"Instead of respecting my inalienable right to be debated, they just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be."

"This rubble is of my first home. The home where my father also grew up. Where my husband and I said our marriage vows."

What’s happening in Lebanon is a “human rights and humanitarian disaster in the making,” says HRW’s @lamafakih.bsky.social, whose family home in Beirut was struck.

“We will deport even more people, efficiently, and quietly,” just around the corner with those folks.

Anytime I see some jabroni with a barely real desk job talking about how AI improves their workflow they end up describing what it’s like to use Siri and 2018 Grammarly

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

I will never forgive the people who decided it was ok to allow the razing of entire cities to be just another acceptable tactic.

Oh! He needs some MILK

Translation: “war is when we’re* attacked**, this isn’t war because bombing who/whatever is our job***”

*the U.S. and anywhere we’ve decided is also the U.S.

**definition tbd at a more convenient date.

***in the capitalist and divine biblical right sense.

I find the plural of "The Shield of the Americas” rather disconcerting here. It sounds very "Greater America" to me, as in an echo of "the Greater Reich."

Drivers: Drivers are extremely safe and law-abiding at all times even though the speed limit is far too low and they could be trusted to travel at the speed of sound, especially at night.

Also drivers: You were riding a BIKE? On a ROAD? Are you trying to make me KILL you?

Please don't cheeze me bro, cos why are you saying I should respect your opinions when all you do is log on and proudly demonstrate that you don't even have the communication or emotional regulation skills to call in a pizza delivery order at a house party.

some pundit: *posts garbage takes*
Bsky users: you’re a dork, this shit sucks
Still some pundit: WoOOoOooOw, I thought Bsky was supposed to be nice 😏😏😏

liiike stfu for forever with your 2010's, ben 'so much for the tolerant left' shapiro, broke ass, smarmy rhetoric.

Stop trusting the US oh my godddddd

My working theory is they stay not giving a shit and measured neck ribbon off of one that was still in its presentation box lol

I’m also over the “let me call you stupid” as opposed to naming your malice because it

lets me pretend your targeting of specific people isn’t a long standing injustice I should be standing up for

And allows me to pretend the targeted populations exhaustion is “silly” or “misdirected”

I’ve said it before and it’s demonstrably true: Conservatives consider drug users to be a drain on the state and would rather they die. So they enact a policy that hastens their deaths.

Ford. Closed. Safe. Injection. Sites.

This is a policy decision.

Plus it actually down plays how this is abuse and could lead to the stranded person's death

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

Lmao fuck. Kinda loops around to art tho

Canada (as a country) sucks so bad. It should be obvious even to his supporters why Carney’s government is throwing so much into funding and building up the military. It’s not to protect us from the USA. It’s to support them. #cdnpoli

I cannot believe this guy's approval ratings are so high. Will never stand up to the States, promotes the US war machine at eveyley turn, gutting social services, setting back investment in Green initiatives, wasting time on AI. Just an all around piece of shit.

Mark Carney is a fascist scumbag and doesn't give a shit about liberation. Canada is and has been fully complicit. I want to live in a world where this kind of ideological alignment with fascism results in public consequences for all those expressing involvement.

you're as heartless and evil as trump is if you call the murder of Iranian citizens a "distraction" from whatever you think matters more

“Artificially Flavored “ on coffee packaging. The text’s font is strangely prominent.

They’re putting hormones in the coffee

lol they’re just a carrot gnocchi kind of thing, they’re donut shaped cos you thumbprint a little dough ball