lina 🧚🏽‍♀️

can anyone let me know if anything good is happening or

I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky

tamra’s younger son calling his older brother a racist after he said he was for building the wall is actually hilarious to me #rhoc

the concept of winning an Olympic gold medal cause everyone else fell😩😩😩 #Olympics

i am begging peacock to dead this fucking olympics commercial with the horrible “everybody wants to rule the world” cover

i’m so glad they brought back the valley because i feel like this is one of the few shows where the cast actually has serious history and friendship there

shoutout to shorty that tried to burn down a proposed ice facility. you a real one and i hope you get everything you want in this life ❤️🫡

omg you are reliving the ancient texts 😂 i’m caught up on southern charm then i moved on the valley. rhoc s11 next!

galentines day alone is just consisting of me ordering chipotle and watching bravo and ultimately moving from the couch to the bed to continue said activities. i love having free will!!!!!

goddamn aright so whitner is in fact loaded #southerncharm

RIP PAZU!

i really need the leftover funny people on X to come here so i can scroll and chuckle the way god intended me to

ngl it feels so odd being puerto rican and hearing soooo many people talk about PR and its history…like people are genuinely learning about my lived experience for the first time. crazy

okay you’ve sparked my interest…

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

FUCK LUMA! FREE PUERTO RICO!!! BAD BUNNY FOREVER!!!!!

Lady Gaga tonight

bad bunny tonight at the super bowl :

Was Joseline Hernandez booked today…this was the time to be the Puerto Rican Princess

AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG BITCH I CRIED

yo literally earlier i was like “is that the shot clock?”

now everybody say “thank you tyler kolek”

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Sources reporting Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his slumber, uttered "m̴̞̟̞̍å̷̳̖ͅy̷͎̤͇͊́ ̴͕̰̊t̸̝̲̏̒h̸̢̯̾̆͐e̵̡͒ ̸̪̟̖͑̀͘ẹ̴͓͌t̷̬͘͝e̶̻̚ͅr̴̝͠n̵͔͊̈a̴̬̐̉ḽ̶͛ ̴̖̱̈͜w̵̻̱̔͋͒i̷̩̊n̷̩̩̭̊ț̸̱͐̔̔e̶̳͓̋̏r̵̢̊̄̓ ̵̜̌̈c̷̢̼͚̔ơ̴̢͉̐n̵̲̐s̷̜̼̖̅̎͘u̶̙͒͝m̵͎̟̪̀͆é̷̱ ̴͎̮̏t̸̟̗̔h̶̺̣͒͝i̴̟̹͗ͅs̸̟̞̾̿̕ ̵͚͖̀̕w̴̛̼̺̤͘o̷̼̊͒̄r̶̺͋l̶͎͕̈́d̶̝̹̱̎͝", and then exploded, killing multiple onlookers

so I did think Sombr was an app

honestly ppl choosing to be silent about literally any of the 100 things going on in the world right now can suck my dick from the back

since ICE does whatever they want does that also mean we as civilians can do whatever we want? i think i’m having trouble understanding

Elon Musk y @elonmusk X.com To the best our knowledge, he never toured SpaceX. Don't know where that comes from.

Yeah, Elon musk was lying about Jeffrey Epstein visiting spacex

concerning

feels like it’s been one bloody january man

civilians are quite literally braver than most politicians and celebrities combined