Human Person

*sets phone on fire*

I am going to show up in Natick, MA dressed like this

See you soon @natickbobcat.bsky.social

Weasel eating a vole!!

Me trying to blend in at a party

It was the right thing to do

Narrator: morale did not improve

Oh, she has been.

*rages*

It was exactly that, only hordes of traffic instead of zombies. Took me two hours to drive two miles.

It was absolutely a trap.

I found the American Dream, but I did not expect to find it in New Jersey…

Me at the slightest inconvenience:

Best of luck Muddy! Here is a stoat to brighten your day!

Do NOT compare figs to the noble potato.

Oh, how I do miss being able to post rage gifs.

Please imagine me raging right now. Because I am.

Thank you, my friend. It’s been challenging on a lot of levels but I’m trying to learn and grow from this process.

I’ll never admit to that.

I love me some capybaras… and grasshopper mice… wait, what is happening to me?

*throws a chair*

The objectively wrong thing to do when celebrating anything ever

*throws phone into a lake*

If only this were true… *glares at @natickbobcat.bsky.social *

Current stage of my divorce: constant tension between the anxious uncertainty of not knowing what life will bring and where I will end up living vs the excitement and anticipation that anything can happen and a new chapter is beginning

The worst time of year?

The horror… the horror…

NO.

In all sincerity, Barbenheimer was quite an existential journey. Both movies are paradoxically too similar yet too different to compare, and I don’t think at this point I can truly separate them in my mind. I find myself in a strange headspace, but I really enjoyed the ride.

One movie down, one to go! I am so glad I decided to start with Oppenheimer. Good movie, but it was a spiritual gut punch.

I am about to endure 5 hours of movie today to experience Barbenheimer. I’m kind of excited to see what this does to my mind. I’ll see you all on the other side.

Hey, good to see you!

/weasel

I KNOW RIGHT?