Gavin

Anthropic is a Spurs fan??

Screenshot of a tweet from Polymarket: BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety

Self-aware AI, it's just like me fr

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.

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Harry Redknapp is 79 years old, you crazy fucks. Much as I love the guy and the times he had at the club, I don't think having him drop dead on the touchline after watching us shit our pants against Wolves to doom us to Championship football is a fitting end for him, or us. #COYS

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This is the butterfly effect from not getting the cheese room... No cheese = reduced calcium intake = weaker bones = more injuries = threadbare squad = poor performances = relegation. #COYS #ENICOut #DairyIn

Double Agent Snake Douchebag

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

Listen to this demented evil bastard.

Thrupp (Stroud) Council By-Election Result:

🌍 GRN: 67.5% (+3.1)
➡️ RFM: 16.5% (New)
🌳 CON: 7.3% (-10.3)
🌹 LAB: 5.8% (-12.3)
🔶 LDM: 2.8% (New)
💷 UKIP: 0.3% (New)

Green HOLD.
Changes w/ 2024.

Contact Us - Tavistock Group For general inquiries, please contact us at info@tavistock.com.

Tavistock is the group that owns Tottenham, the link below is to their "Contact us" page.

You are awful owners, you have made this club a laughing stock and have eroded the winning legacy of all of those since 1882!

GET OUT!

#coys
#ENICOUT

www.tavistock.com/contact-us/

If Spurs get relegated then sacking Ange after winning a major trophy will go down in history as the worst decision in the club’s history & one of the all time blunders in the sport’s history. Lange & Levy should go down alongside Campbell & all fans who wanted him out should feel this worst

Whilst the club has gone down before, and big clubs have been relegated in the past (usually as punishment), in these times of money being able to keep clubs safe this whole situation is mind blowing.

It's unprecidented and I suspect the financial & existential impact on THFC will be massive.

I don't think it's exaggeration to say this would be the biggest relegation in history.

Given the money, stadium, trophy last season and years of Europe, the mis-management to get us into this position is monumental.

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This is your 5am wakeup call!

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This is it. The people on the pitch and in the dugout are just the ones there when the music stops. The roots of this go back decades. To trying to lowball clubs on fees and players on wages. To buying players explicitly to sell them for a profit rather than keeping them and buying more. 25 years.

Archie Gray bravely holds back Richarlison from trying to punch a Robbie Savage tribute act.

LEAVE IT RICHY, HE AIN'T WORTH IT!

We are re-signing Skipp and you will like it.

I can't see Gray staying - he'll be a target for so many teams, especially as he's English.

I think it'll be 3 before half-time and a Romero red card. I think we're one *really* bad half away from our players fighting each other on the pitch and this game might be the catalyst.

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Did you?…

Ha! It happened in the last pre-match thread as well. I wish it was clairvoyance but it's just how fucking predictable this farce of a football club has become.

You don't want to read my prediction for the Liverpool game...

Time to start scraping the barrel for the positives of relegation

1. Most of these players will leave
2. Maybe we’ll finally give some of the kids a go
3. We won’t have to endure being beaten by Arsenal twice a season
4. Lange will surely get the boot, and hopefully Vinai too

I'm just sad we can't play in the Anglo-Italian Cup 😑

I did. And still am. And probably will continue to until May. 💀

I didn’t do fucking shit

hi Bluesky I didn’t crash out yesterday at all 🥰

Clown wearing a clown suit doing clown shit at a clown footbal club with clown players.

I Have No Points, and I Must Scream

#COYS

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The fact that the Gallagher signing & Tudor appointment might be the Tottenham's final acts as a Premier League club for some time is the perfect epitaph of how far we fell.

They look like two of the worst decisions the board have ever made - and they made *a lot* of bad decisions.

#COYS #ENICOut

We need someone to set up a live webcam of a lettuce with a bald head and a beard. Anything to distract from the bullshit the club's comms team are going to try and throw out this morning... #COYS