ken griffey's grotesquely swollen joe

everything is always the correct amount of shabby. it's "not too shabby" you never hear someone say "that's more shabby than necessary" or "I don't think this is shabby enough, can you make it more shabby"

i just talked to a man named WetTorpedo69

Rocky Horror Picture Show The Time Warp (music video) YouTube video by DJ Fuggi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1E...

i've become so numb

i can't believe the "modern" version of Miami Vice is 20 years old

another fantastic week of the pitt

i'm watching deal or no deal and the suitcase opening ladies are all dressed as slutty cops. for the next offer from the evil banker, they opened a box to reveal a warthog, also wearing a police uniform and sunglasses

no deal.

i love cornbread

just saw someone type "gazuntite" in response to a sneeze

I realize I don’t wanna be a miser
Confide with Sly, you’ll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin’ upriser
I’m watchin’ My Two Dads and it’s

rabbit rabbit

i regret to inform you that i am back on my bullshit: watching the yung gravy Mr clean music video on repeat

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

movies that peak with their opening scene: La La Land, Inglourious Basterds, Scream, Up

the dawson's creek pilot has an A+ chumbawumba needle drop

today I (re?) learned that Steve Miner (F13 2, 3, H20) directed the Dawson's Creek pilot

just remembered Dhoom

i just had a very powerful idea: Mare of Eastbound & Down

it's baseball season y'all

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

this week of The Pitt was diabolical

my stomach is making some odd noises but i'm gonna finish these 2am nachos

i just burned my fingertip somewhat badly and right when it happened i let out a david byrne "uh oh!" really loud

if the refs get political, dribble like Bob Dole

Laissez les bons temps rouler

happy mardi gras, new year, solar eclipse, new moon, and possibly ramadan

I’ve decided to go as an ASU frat leader for Halloween this year

happy valentine's day to sookie stackhouse and vampire bill

Happy Valentines Day - OutKast (HD) YouTube video by Mark Cee

today is the only day you can listen to this song youtu.be/kRAWwdzNL6c?...