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ChaosPuppet, she/her, kinky, shiny, trans, xennial, legacy enterprise dev, shoots film, spins vinyl. Regular nerd stuff on mastodon: https://chaos.social/@ChaosMuppet

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Manifesto · Hive‑Zero

[new transmission]
on the website, fixed a few of my typos, reordered the manifesto & named the logo/symbol/sigil as the "Hive Heart Mark", more firmly placing the hive as one of community & cooperation, rather than hierarchy & obedience.

hivezero.net/manifesto

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

That's why after 40 years I still can't type well. No one codes as fast as one types.

05.03.2026 23:46 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Learning and sharing before deployment works just as fine. We let trainees write proper code that will go to production quickly and will not refuse to take on and train them just because they might require code reviews.

05.03.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For me: #1 uniball

05.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great, thank you! And this time I'll backup it :)

04.03.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's way cooler, even! I used it as my phone's background image but lost it together with the phone in a rainstorm. Now I can set it again 🤩

04.03.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you still have the one you made in trans pride colours?

04.03.2026 14:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Drinking my gatorade yellow drink.

04.03.2026 11:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And by now the estrogen will have run you dry anyway, so just go for another four hundred 😊

28.02.2026 15:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Selfie mit gehäkelter pussy cap in den trans pride Farben Weiß, Rosa, Hellblau.

Selfie mit gehäkelter pussy cap in den trans pride Farben Weiß, Rosa, Hellblau.

Neue trans pussy cap, vom genialen @kartoffelkind.bsky.social gehäkelt! 🤩

25.02.2026 16:02 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Thank you for including the emotional support chicken, it really helped me through this one!

24.02.2026 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Noooo, don't! 😢

Middle finger, use the middle finger!

18.02.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 👍 40991 🔁 10912 💬 310 📌 339

LOL. I don't regret it as such, it's like being clean from heroin. It was the best time, but no more of that.

14.02.2026 12:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

EVE Online 🥲

14.02.2026 12:04 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Latex mommy dommes >>>>

13.02.2026 16:06 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Fühl ich sehr! Ich bin bei 5000 und fast™ fertig. Elektroepilation geht so viel mehr ins Geld als Laser. 😭

10.02.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they are clever, they give out any refund from "pervert porn company" in the hope that no one will want to cash that check.

07.02.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet sweet regret coming soon. 😊

06.02.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This good doggo needs your help staying droned. You can't not help!

03.02.2026 11:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking forward to see this unfold and happy to help extenting it 😊

03.02.2026 08:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Studio Nyxie | Patreon Alternative Photography

Updated the patreon link, I had the wrong "name" like a dunce.

Anyway, yeah, its live! I'll put some stuff on it tomorrow hopefully, some vanilla street photographry and such that I don't want to flood here per se. www.patreon.com/cw/StudioNyxie

03.02.2026 06:07 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Vanilla on main? Oh, shocking!

03.02.2026 08:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The moment of calm after corruption and transformation.

01.02.2026 17:09 👍 434 🔁 82 💬 21 📌 2

I came back for this.

01.02.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Serial Sex Changer from RadioShack

Serial Sex Changer from RadioShack

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

01.02.2026 20:59 👍 3115 🔁 659 💬 41 📌 44

Monthly doses work fine with certain injections (estradiol undecylate). It is slow to start (for the same reason it lasts so long) but that's manageable.

DIY is more or less the only option in the UK, NHS will take years if at all and they will lie to you and try to stall 😡

01.02.2026 23:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It does not hurt to try, even. Permanent changes are sloooow, while a lot of the feel is rather quick and one knows if it's right or not. There is a lot that can't be conveyed or described, only felt. 😊

01.02.2026 22:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok I’ll be real.

If a femme top or Domme in the Boston area mysteriously appeared and asked to do some depraved nonsense or serve them, I’d probably do it.

This doll is touch starved and desperate lol.

01.02.2026 22:33 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Yeah well. You, and his grades sucked, lol. Mostly a win for you in my book.

01.02.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0