Keenan

That de-esculated quickly

Use it today ☕

Lol 😂😂

One time your dad made porn on Christmas.

And today you're able to skeet that because of it.
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I'm glad Dan Aykroyd didn't live long enough to see this

“Not every thought that comes into your head has to be shared, motherfucker.” ~ Mister Rogers

Skeet from next week:

Ohhh shit is that alien alive? He really brought a living alien to the State of the Union. This mf will do anything to not release them damn files

Damn that was quick

Just watched the episode... That was gut wrenching.

And never change your fancy language

I'm like I read them books too... But novella sounds like remixes and extended versions

Novellas sound super fancy

Going for 2 and getting denied would be devastating after having your first successful drive of the whole game. The likelihood of getting a whole other TD and a whole other 2 pt conversion.. While not impossible gotta be iffy. The gain from getting it from the pain of not is a risk reward nightmare

Drafts?

Being able to save my thoughts will make my skeets 12-14% better

The Black Church is the unacknowledged bastard child of the Southern Baptist Church... And people outside of our community would be surprised at how conservative it is. But because of how racist SB are they get none of the votes that's just right there for them to be plucked.

Thank God!

Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March

I know you are a bot but I love you.

It was right there 😂

Review:

I just knew the numbers was going to add up to 69%... And when it didn't, I realized Marvel just wasn't on top of their game anymore

How far into Zootopia 2 were you when you realized it was about the occupation of the West Bank?

it’s okay, we’re from different timelines

I can't wait to hear with those people in that dinner they goto in Scranton, PA after every election, think

But also, to follow up.. Joe seemed to have forgot that Garland was a compromise pick for B.O. Hoping with him not being a lefty that it might keep Mitch from holding up the nom. So Joe righted a wrong that was only wrong cause Barry couldn't pick whomever he wanted cause they was worried a block

Biden instead of picking the best strongest AG possible saw himself righting a historical wrong in getting Garland the AG job with him having his SC seat stolen by Mitch. While Joe shouldn't have to say prosecute everyone involved with J6, it should've been asked, is J6 a priority to any candidate

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

That's good moming. I didn't realize we slipped from middle class to poor until I was in my 20s and looked back like momz was holding it down

Thank you yes, her website is great. May her fame grow exponentially today.

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Helluva time for the furnace to not be working

You spelt "set on fire" wrong