FinchBeak

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO #f1

Trying to leave the ballet. So many people.

Full house at the Boston Opera House for the ballet

That idiot Chalamet yammering about ballet being a dead art hit my timeline perfectly

The red flags keep red flagging.

Also, the hospital's doctors should have been prepping her and, honestly, been holding her hand. I have had to hand hold so many clients through depos and trial testimony. It's not fun for them! You have to help them through the process!

This has been pissing me off so much. I don't think even the shittiest asshole of a lawyer I've ever had the misfortune of being on the opposite side of the v would schedule a depo on a holiday

Shhhhhhh

Apple may have not fucked this up?

Y'all. I am not mad about this.

We are 5 minutes into the FP1 and it is CHAOS #f1

So. Much. Skincare. Cicapair, Dermologica, Caudalie, Summer Fridays, Murad, Peter Thomas Roth, Kiehl's, Skin1004

Some of this is not from Sephora, but still recent.

So I got my order yesterday. And. I have to say. I very much enjoyed opening my package.

Also, it is very fun to have new skin care.

A couple years ago I was supposed to go to French Laundry with a former friend. It was going to be "her treat" but I am quite sure she would have then spread rumors about me mooching off her - so I'm now doubly glad I declined.

As someone who used to (and still, on occasion, does) collect Michelin stars, I'd like to point out that Mr. Keller's Per Se was underwhelming.

And it was the most expensive place I've ever eaten. Luckily I didn't pay for it.

When I had professional movers come inventory my house I was told that, in her 15 years of doing this, I was the most "fragile heavy" house she had ever inventoried.

I have a LOT of glassware and china.

You need to throw more dinner parties 😘

And Murderbot!

Also, For All Mankind is an alternative universe show based on the space race and is also fucking fantastic. It's kind of sci-fi adjacent.

OMG. Then you will love Foundation. It is so good and no one I know watches it!

Slow Horses. Foundation (if you like sci-fi). For All Mankind. Shrinking. Silo.

Honestly, they rarely miss. I've enjoyed most things I've watched.

There are so many good shows on Apple.

Also - he was just out here this week saying some absolute insane shit about Iran. He is a moron and this is not going to get any better.

Nothing good. That's for sure.

I still can't believe an actual person is named Markwayne.

What did he consider to be a "real" project?

We need to talk about "The Shield of the Americas".

Because, what the fuck?

I will continue to yell into the ether: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WRITING AND RESEARCHING MAYBE LAWYERING IS NOT FOR YOU

Maybe she will get notified by a passed post it note

a man is wearing a white shirt with the word atl on the sleeve Alt: Carlos Sainz running his hand through his hair (i.e. using his superpower)

I am just gonna splice in last season's opening and play it before I watch every race.

Still riding that Silverstone high

Why did they do Carlos so dirty? 😭😭😭