In light of this news, I’m going to choose my words very carefully…
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In light of this news, I’m going to choose my words very carefully…
"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"
blue @bluewmist >be 14 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 14 year olds
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
"We’re hearing concerns about ICE accessing and abusing this data. To that we say: Why are you making this political? It’s about DOGS. Dogs don’t vote."
"A wide variety of topics can be explored in Books, For Men™, including military history, corporate scandals, business strategy, and the scandalous corporate history of the military strategy business."
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
Cruel Angel's Penis
Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
"Are you a good helper? Would you like to help check which Fascist Busytown families are following the rules? Start with your neighbors and escalate quickly, so that Sam and Dudley’s detective agency and the courts will have trouble keeping up."
I can't stop thinking about how after years of the narrative being how they do all this fascism for their little blonde procreating white women, they'll happily murder one and then justify it because she had pronouns in her bio and therefore was a traitor to the racist white supremacist cause
A USPS mailbox in New York City
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/
shit. lets be santa
Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.
Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"
pro choice because not every pause needs to be pregnant
The Fox Robin Hood
Nick Wilde from Zootopia
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
Special agent Dana Scully ✨
Majored in anthropology, did 2 yrs of masters in forensic anthropology but dept conflict led to not receiving degree, trained in PeopleSoft, worked for IBM in SAP, got homesick, worked for municipal finance guy, not my thing, started editing business, 5 yrs later not making enough so law school now
That sounds so cool! I’m studying to go to law school (just took first LSAT) and I was thinking about legal research as a career option. I don’t have experience in library sci though, (MS in forensics), is the lib exp/degree a must have for that job?
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
Deck 'Em or Decorum? Another kind of awkward moment is one in which you are confronted with really rotten behavior and have to choose between turning the other cheek and responding in a cool but civil manner or deciding that what is right is a good left. Test your chemin de fer with moi's P's and Q's I.Q. Quiz. 1. At a party, someone makes a play for your frog. You- a. Inform her politely that he is "spoken for." b. Give her a taste of handburger. 2. A passerby on the street makes a vulgar comment. You- a. Ignore him entirely. b. Make him a knuckle sandwich. 3. A person bumps into you on the street, knocking packages out of your hand, and neither apologizes nor offers to help pick them up. You- a. Tell him his discourtesy identifies him as a scoundrel. b. Let him chow down on a mitt blintz. 4. Someone cuts ahead of you in line. You- a. Inform him in a voice loud enough for others in line to hear that he is breaking in, and then direct him to the end of the line. b. Serve him a slice of palm quiche. Answers: bbbb
Of course, there is something to be said for Miss Piggy’s Rules for Life.
Good Night!