𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕟 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

Vox’s secret love for classic literature:

Cool cashier at Target complimented my Lightning McQueen shirt :3

I AM SO BROKE, I WANT TO SUPPORT ALL OF YOU 😭

If I ever become rich I won’t tell anyone,,,but they’ll be signs……

I FOUND MY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN SHIRT! KA-CHOW!

I also thought it was weird not to put Viv’s name??? Shouldn’t we…name the women we’re celebrating? 😭

Here’s a lower-effort one that I already had lolol

I was so angry that Vox got his normal body back AND THEN got to be a mermaid 😂 Dream me was so angry

Bruh, I had a dream that they just dropped season 3 of Hazbin with zero warning, and I was so pissed because Vox had his body back….

Also they all turned into mermaids at the end of the season…like everyone. Idk why. 😭

It’s so embarrassing when you’re finally cleaning out your shit when you’re moving and you find so many things you’ve been wondering where they went—you shoved it in your closet months ago when you were “quick cleaning,” dumbass 😭

Hell yeah 💪

Idk if it’s the intention, but since I have a repository of everything Patrick Stump has ever sung in my head at all times I immediately heard this part of “Alpha Dog” by FOB

Daily Chaggi #321 🌈🎀

#HazbinHotel #Chaggie

😡 #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotel

Thank yoooou! 🩷

I did not abandon him…I just keep changing how I’m coloring and lining him LMAO

#moocifer #cowcifer #cowlucifer

#HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotellucifer

Alastor stealing a duck from Lucifer and keeping it out of reach

Charliiiiiie, Alastor is bullying your dad…again #Lucifer #Hazbinhotel

Meanest person…but secretly soft for silly, traumatized boy 🩷

“What is pegging” is KILLING ME

someone tell me it’s not just me

a group of cartoon characters including spongebob and squidward are gathered together ALT: a group of cartoon characters including spongebob and squidward are gathered together

I FUCKING LOVE LAVENDER IN DRINKS!!!

I almost just got a septum retainer STUCK up my nose.
The panic of briefly thinking I’d have to go to urgent care as a 31 year old because of something stuck in my nostril was real 😭

Crisis averted. (I rubbed my nose with it in and it just went WHOOP ⤴️)

Actually, can I have 100 more of this blonde bTCH 🙏 /COUGH
Lucifer IN HIS OVERSIZED SWEATERSSS 💖💖

#hazbinhotel #LuciferHazbinHotel

I know where this is going….

Feather Flu pt 1/8
(In my lore, angels are literal star/galaxy eldritch beings, so an angel having a flu/cold is the opposite: It makes them colder not warmer!)
#FeatherFlu #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #lucifer #lucifermorningstar #alastor #alastortheradiodemon #alastorhazbinhotel #comic

Eldritch sneeze + dad sneeze is lethal!!!

I hate being paralyzed by stress :)

Idk why work stress and moving stress have to be at a peak during the SAME TIME.