⭑ johnnie .ᐟ

Got soaked for this moment

normal compared to mine. I had a dream one of the kpop idols actually had a butt

I might need to bite this dog back

guides say “redirect with a toy” but this mfka is completely ignoring it to bite me instead. I know I look edible but pls ts hurts 🫩

This nigga done bit my finger, my hand, my wrists, is obsessed with trying to bite my chin and nose, and now the mf done bite my belly button THROUGH MY SHIRT???? bro what did I do to deserve this?!

They underestimate the puppy biting phase

All is forgiven

That humidity became killer too quick 😩

Been getting too many migraines this month. I literally cannot do a yapping dog.

It only took one day for my partner to teach this dog that barking = attention. Guess who’s crated in another room and QUIET now 🥴

Lemon8 so toxic idk why I still have that app

Bite sized

A corgi puppy drinking water

ngl I do love this lil dog 😭

The thing I dislike so far about having a young pup is that when I’m not in the mood this mfka still wants to play 🫩

Like, I’m having a kolangyet manmanw day. Fèmen tèt papaw, pa palem

My favorite thing to do is say “kolangyet manmanw” when it makes the least sense

Both my siblings have told me they love me today 😭

We went from 4 to “after 4” and now it’s 5 o’clock like????

Going out with family is eventually coming to the fact mfkas will never be on time

Thank you 🫂

Thank you 🫂

What hurts the most is that I can’t leave this here forever. She lived in a rental. All this stuff has to go into storage…

I really don’t want to grieve publicly, but it’s just wild to me that I’m sitting in my mom’s house and she’s just. Not here. Everything is the way she left it, and it smells so much like her. I miss her bad.

dibs on the hole-in-the-wall magic shop 🔮

This girl had that AND peas AND hard ass potatoes. I gagged.

Pumpkin spice in potato salad is diabolical

This lady gon get enough of hanging up on me

I have to post a video in full Spanish by the end of the week. Pls I JUST learned how to roll my RRs 😭

Just finished my last Spanish module… it’s really over, huh