Ion know who needs to hear this β¦
But the owner of Airbnb is a proud MAGA.
Everybody canβt be Benson Boone.
Can the truth comeback in style please ππ½
Iβm so sick of hearing, β thatβs not who we are as a nation.β Iβm likeβ¦ have you EVER opened a history book?
Advice to young artists:
Study the legends.
(Especially moves they made in the beginning of their careers)
*looks to the left and keeps scrolling* LOL just kidding β¦the pitch is a lil βiffyβ but u funny πππ
All skin folk ainβt kin folk.
All money & gold ainβt good for the soul.
Whoβs Putin these ideas into his head?
Should Mexico take back half of the US?
(inquiring minds in Panama are kind of curious)
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: The message Iβm hearing from people across Canada is this: theyβre not afraid of you. They know youβre a convicted felon. They know that the people youβre bringing in to run your, letβs call it an βorganizationβ rather than a government, are grifters, thieves, and thugs.
But let's let the Tesla guy run the country. π
I donβt wanna hear ANYBODY cover Donny Hathawayβs #ThisChristmas (sacrilege!)
There β¦I said it.
Six teenagers were injured and one adult was killed in a mass shooting near Mobile, Alabama on Friday night, but you probably didnβt hear about it because itβs the sort of thing that happens every single day in America. Itβs long past time we did something about that.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.
~Thomas Jefferson
Being 58 and black is realizing that you think in βoffensiveβ and speak in βpolitically incorrect correctβ
βThanos was rightβ has new meaning now.
Please and Thank you! (God dammit)
I kinda dig it here. It really feels like OG Twitter.
Je suis Jeff Goldblum
T.T.M.F.B. !!!!!
Take
This
MuhFucka
Back!!!!
#TTMFB πΊπΈπ
EB 2028πΊπΈ
My platform:
βRich Muhfuggas need
Pay they fair share of taxesβ¦Muhfuggas need to stay out other Muhfuggas personal lifeβ¦and letβs save the earth up in this hoe!!β
Anybody else ever fart..and because it didnβt smell too bad, you try to remember what you ate that dayβ¦ so you can have a go-to βacceptable farts for companyβ diet?
Soβ¦.what should I wear to Kamalaβs inauguration?
Come holla!
Eric Benet has entered the skies. ππΎ