Luke

seems bad

I like my job and all but I’d rather be playing Chrono Trigger

lol. lmao, even

Well gamers, it seems like America really has been "Grabbed by the Ghoulies".

Hall of fame alt text.

It appears that we're all living in Devil World (デビルワールド Debiru Wārudo)

love it when a new episode of the beef and dairy network podcast drops

reminds me of the time my daughter wouldn't try lasagna but was convinced to take an exploratory bite of "noodle pizza"

A bicycle (without a helmet) for the mind

suppressed for telling the people that the world is a vampire

"mkultra but to make people like rap" is such a funny concept

suppressed for telling the people that the world is a vampire

the notoriously woke *checks notes* Central Intelligence Agency used the Deep State to make me, William Pumpkins Corgan, less culturally relevant than ever

"mkultra but to make people like rap" is such a funny concept

Wild to watch old episodes of Little Bear with my daughter and realize that some of them were written by Suzanne "Hunger Games" Collins

logging on to look at bad takes and get mad

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

I was already never going back after store security racially profiled my wife, and that was before they started letting paramilitary gestapo goons use their stores and parking lots as staying areas to kidnap my neighbors. Target can fuck all the way off, forever.

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Rob Zombie is 61 years young

His last album from like 2021 was really solid, but then I'm a sucker for songs with titles like "The Ballad of Sleazy Rider" and "The Triumph of King Freak"

glad you survived your treacherous mortal form's attempt on your life

Richard Hanania tweet: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback? It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

I swear these people don't have object permanence

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

tweet from emily north: what's the US's "fourth" city. Chicago, New York, and Milwaukee are pretty clearly top 3 but 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably aurora, joliet, waukegan, or maybe evangston.

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