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Unassuming Local Guy

@bionicslingshot

Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.

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Wouldnโ€™t have to ask me twice. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

08.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was certainly an unusual end to an exhausting 24 hours of travel! ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you!! I just got homeโ€ฆ first priority was laying on the floor with the cats. Now โ€” I must shower ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผโœจ

07.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re not wrong! ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT IS, Iโ€™m gonna be all messed up hahaha

07.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lolllll yessss

07.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, sailor!

07.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL YES. Iโ€™m at a friendโ€™s semi-formal dance. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww thank youuuu ๐Ÿฅฐ

07.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely just sang โ€œDonโ€™t Know Muchโ€ by Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville with my Uber driver.

I was Linda.

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

07.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(And in this case, the decade was โ€œThe 90sโ€ and thatโ€™s not a fun filter it was just, likeโ€ฆ film.)

07.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Œ

07.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

APPARENTLY NOT

07.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you, in another decade

(Did somebody say twink era?)

07.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 133 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

*taking notes*

Hasโ€ฆ alwaysโ€ฆ beenโ€ฆ a dreamboatโ€ฆ

*underlining furiously, drawing multiple hearts*

07.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose coming out of its mouth . ALT: a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose coming out of its mouth .

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ iced coffee makes first thing in the morning makes my stomach a little unsettled

07.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For real!! At least Iโ€™m traveling for work, so that hotel room I slept in for 3 hours was paid for by my company ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When tis weather-related they give you shiiiittttttttttt ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhhh oh oh, haha

07.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ehhhhhh nah, I live 6+ hours from Atlanta by car ๐Ÿ˜… And after already traveling like 9 hours to get THIS far, I was exhausted.

07.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Currently waiting the necessary ~90 minutes for this Dunkinโ€™ Donuts coffee to cool down from a temperature of โ€œsurface of a white dwarf starโ€ to one that is vaguely drinkable.

07.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is quite helpful thank you ๐Ÿ˜Œ

07.03.2026 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a fan! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well after the diversion to Greenville, I quite thoroughly missed my connection home from Atlanta and got rebooked on another flight that boards at 6:35 AMโ€ฆ so after getting about 2.5 hours of sleep at a Hampton Inn by the airport, Iโ€™m headed back to try to get home this morning. ๐Ÿฅด

07.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would commit multiple felonies to have the bedroom in that last photo.

07.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We heard there were 70MPH winds and hail at the airport!

07.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, I am so, so sorry.

07.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like it!

07.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0