Coming to the grim realization that I live in a country where absolutely NO ONE is above the law, not even the President of the United States!!
... I mean unless both houses of Congress are the same political party as him. Then he gets to commit r*pe, m*rder, treason, just anything he wants ...
03.03.2026 13:41
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Also, why are the Democrats threatening to impeachment Trump? Don't they know that they can just send armed troops into the White House to drag him out and send him to an overseas prison with no due process? Because apparently that's a thing now! ๐ก
01.03.2026 17:05
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I've said it before, but... I think that the KKK and neo-nazis are a real problem in this country, and should be dealt with. But if a Democrat president decided to destroy the KKK by bombing schools in Alabama, I'd be against it. See how easy that is? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
01.03.2026 13:53
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If I were president? I would have simply ... NOT ... sexually assaulted a bunch of teenage girls and then violated a ton of civil rights before taking out a Middle Eastern dictator!
01.03.2026 03:35
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Every time someone tries to assassinate Trump or a high-ranking Conservative, they always blame the Democrats, and then it turns out to be a right-wing nut. Dude, if some unhinged guy breaks into Mar-A-Lago and hands him a strongly worded letter of grievance, THEN you can say he was a Democrat!! ๐ฃ
27.02.2026 02:54
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Every time I see an article about a former Trump Supporter who writes an op-ed piece about how he regrets ever voting for Trump, it's like: "But I never expected my darling wife Maria Carmen Esposita Quiรฑones to be deported ...". Like, BRUH!
23.02.2026 22:42
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Someone should ask Pam Bondi how many teenage girls its acceptable for a US President to be allowed to rape to keep the Dow Jones high. Like does she have a number range in that little book of hers? ๐คฌ
19.02.2026 15:06
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Someone needs to create a Pride flag with the words MOLON LABE written across it.
11.02.2026 01:03
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This should read: "Trump ordered the Pride Flag removed, and New Yorkers told him to stick it up his ass". Why doesn't it?
11.02.2026 00:42
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"They're coming out with a book about gay penguins!"
Republicans: "Won't someone think of THE CHILDREN!?"
"Some drag queens want to have a story hour for kids!"
Republicans: "But what about THE CHILDREN!?"
"Several elites were just found to be sexually abusing children!"
Republicans: "๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ"
08.02.2026 15:24
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And you're absolutely right! As a male, it's easy for me to just brush him off as: "another horrible person". I should be getting enraged just thinking about him.
07.02.2026 19:08
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Oh no! I mean I got over my idolization of Gaiman, I meant. Im so sorry, I said that wrong. I was devastated, but then just accepted that he's a horrible person and I should just forget about him. ๐ฐ
07.02.2026 15:14
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What's that, President Trump? You deeply regret the racist video posted by one of your staff members, and you would like to reassure us that that person has been fired and facing legal consequences? No? Just "not my fault"? Checks out.
07.02.2026 15:12
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Damn it, I met him in '86, and he was so cool! ๐คฌ
Well, I got over Gaiman, I can get over this ... ๐
06.02.2026 00:57
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Yeah, I don't even get ICE. Like we had the Department of Immigration and Naturalization years ago, but the I guess someone (George W. Bush?) decided that they weren't Gestapo-like enough, so he made them ICE.
03.02.2026 03:25
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๐ถ It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest lover I know! ... That I know ... ๐ถ
02.02.2026 02:09
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๐ฎ Send them to me!! As a forever DM, I'm always willing to hear a fledgling nerd get excited about their D&D character!!
01.02.2026 16:16
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M*A*S*H* was such a "woke"show in the 70s that they actually introduced a side character who was a psychologist in an effort to convince men to get some damn therapy.
01.02.2026 15:40
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I can't wait until tomorrow, when we get like 13โ
inches of snow, and all the most horrible people start yelling: "The weatherman said 14 inches!! I wish *I* could be wrong all the time and still keep my job!!". ๐คฌ
24.01.2026 23:40
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Hey, so ... how many ICE agents have been shot by MS-13 so far? You know, since Biden had such an open border policy and our cities have been crawling with the cartels, I'd think that at least one ICE agent had been shot by them by now. No? It was all lies? Huh.
24.01.2026 23:28
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Again, if ICE had just gone around arresting drug dealers and murderers and maybe issuing tickets to undocumented immigrants, people would probably not be calling them Nazis.
24.01.2026 19:48
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Republicans are UNIRONICALLY saying: "The ICE agents are there to arrest rapists, murders, drug dealers and child molesters!! You know, IMMIGRANTS!" and no one seems to be angry enough at how racist that is. ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
24.01.2026 19:40
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Be patient with me, I have Trump Derangement Syndrome; a mental disorder that makes me not jubilant that an obvious pedophile is sending armed troops into cities to round up anyone who doesn't pass the vibe check and murdering people who resist while also going to war against NATO for .. Greenland?
23.01.2026 12:03
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I love how every funny photoshopped or AI photo of Trump's "Board of Peace" has fictional villains like Darth Vader and Sauron ... but then just leaves Pitin and Netanyahu in there because we can't come up with fictional villains more evil than them.
23.01.2026 10:32
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Cue all the MAGA idiots saying how she was CLEARLY trying to assault them with her vehicle. ๐ฃ
13.01.2026 22:31
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When I'm ready for my next car, I'm going to consider a Honda Pilot. Apparently they can drive perpendicular to the direction that their wheels are facing, fast enoughto threatena grown man's life! ๐ณ
13.01.2026 03:09
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What was the one that had a cockpit similar to Eagle 1, then a long "neck", and then a body with two gull wings? I don't know if it was actually from a show, or a generic "Space Fighter" for kids whose parents couldn't afford the IP-branded ships. That was my favorite.
13.01.2026 02:49
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And we all know about Tony the Tiger and the Grinch ...
10.01.2026 23:59
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They should do an SNL skit of a militia group somewhere watching the presidential debates, where one candidate promises to imprison anyone who disagrees with them, and the other promises healthcare, education, and a free kitten to everyone. So naturally they mobilize against the second person. ๐
10.01.2026 13:36
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