Sarah Sparkle Shiny

Are the expedition class drug tested? 👀

Asking because I really don’t want rich assholes on speed running dogs into the ground…

Ugh. I hadn’t considered that possibility. 🤢

A+ tongues!!

Golden retriever laying on a floor.

Korra, laying in her weird way (we call it the chicken wing) as we waited for her vet exam today. (She’s fine, it was a checkup!)

Never misses

Dangit. I forgot the chicken broth. Need that too.

Name a really good combo of ingredients.

I’ll start:

Roast chicken drippings
Garlic
Thyme
Butter
Lemon juice
Parsley

Makes a sauce that is ridiculous.

a man in a black sweater is making a funny face and says yiiikes Alt: a man in a black sweater is making a funny face and says yiiikes

Disseminates? Did he mean disintegrates?

This commentating…

Remember Arlo? Ross? Ahhh the glory days.

Golden retriever laying across a person’s legs. The legs are covered with a blanket.

I’m pinned. Someone please get me a beverage.

I was confused for a sec, “who is Frey?!”

As I was stepping over a guardrail on our walk Korra decided to lunge after something. My one foot that was on the ground was in mud. I ate it pretty hard, mangled the umbrella I was holding, and was covered in mud.

Excited to see how my back is tomorrow morning. 👍🏻

She just walked off stage. I imagine her phone has blown up. 😂

My bff is at our undergrad rn collecting files for her job. She found the capstone paper I wrote when I was 22. She stole it and is going to mail it to me.

I’m so excited/horrified to read the work of baby Sarah. 😂

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .

Uh, I need Fairbanks to get it together. I’m supposed to go there in a month. 🥶

Shoot, no. I didn’t tune in so that’s probably why. My bad. 😬

Oooh I may need to tune in. Love me some schadenfreude.

Yeah I’d rather know. 😢

Same. Just Glad.

AK needs to get its shit together because I simply am not cut out for those temps and I’m supposed to be there in about a month.

I have the circulation of a 100yo with bad circulation. 🥶

😳😬

😂 thank you. I cackled more than once.

It’s starting to give vibes of a certain youth group from Europe circa 1930s-1940s 😫

Our pub league team’s theme is Stardew Valley. I am very unfamiliar with it but have been forced to dip in.

a man wearing a black sweater with lightning bolts on it is smiling Alt: David Rose from Schitt’s Creek is making a face and appears to be struggling.

I asked a question in October about creating something and have been going back and forth since then.

We are now back to the beginning and essentially starting over.

There is one liver per cow. Not sure if you buy the whole liver or it is divided into parts, but I think it’s significantly less than the servings of ground beef available per cow…

I did not realize how prescient that movie was 😭

Cute and retro! Love them!!