Harry Machray

If Joe Herlart says "rips" or "purring" one more time I'll scream #nufc

I'm aware it's incredibly unlikely. This season is on ther verge of turning toxic

Where on earth do we go from here? Same problems. No solutions sticking. Have to beat Man Utd mid week #nufc

Thin skinned with nothing of worth to offer. Small, boring opinions vomited into a void.

Supporters are allowed to support. And literally no one is celebrating a defeat. But you keep spinning lies you weird, bitter little weirdo

No Lascelles in the Leicester squad today. What's happened there? #nufc

The usual malcontents - bless 'em

If you can't enjoy an 1-6 away win in the champions league, then you may as well pack up and go watch another sport. There's clearly something deeply broken within you #nufc

It's a total none story. The Bild piece is just a letter from a fan hypothesising about Bayern signing Kane. Literally nothing in it.

Who, in the year of our Lord - 2026, could possibly give a flying fuck about Michael Owen's opinion? #nufc

I've not seen one person really suggest that. I fear you're picking fights with imaginary people.

You're allowed to take positives from an improved performance. Obviously it doesn't mask the gaping flaws in team/performances, but don't begrudge people a shred of joy amidst a difficult season

Indeed. Think Ramsey has more goals to offer moving forward - here's hoping he strings a run of games together now

Really encouraged by Elanga last night. I'm rooting for him to come good so hard #nufc

I don't think that they're necessarily doing what 'they' want -but I do partly agree that Eddie gets a pretty generous ride from a lot of journos which I understand is frustrating given our current struggles. However, I still don't think 'digging out' will solve anything on or off the pitch.

I'm not sure I ever said that I LIKE what they're saying.

Propaganda is a bit much as that implies manipulation. They're journalists. They have to maintain a relationship with the club and their sources so they can do their job. It's not as simple as just digging the club out every presser

You may not like a lot of the club reporting - but to accuse local journalists of lying to you because they're not reporting the things you want them to report is extremely immature #nufc

I know we're going to lose tonight. Too many deficiencies in the team to indicate anything other that a comfortable PSG win...but then there's that little voice in the back of your head that says "we can beat them." It's the hope that kills you, 'ey? #nufc

Cold Palmer™

We live in a world where a player has copyrighted a goal celebration. I feel embarrassed on his behalf #nufc

Great to see new accounts popping up on the timeline. Look forward to trauma bonding with you all on this crazy #nufc rollercoaster.

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history.

Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Love how the boring, miserable, accounts who only exist to cry Howe out and slag the team off go missing after a big win. Beautiful silence. Joelinton phenomenal tonight btw #hwtl #nufc

Probably the champions league side with higher wages I imagine

Very true. You can tell the people who've never had to manage individuals in real life. At times, it takes a soft touch and a degree of strategic compromise. Best way to devalue an individual is to dig them out publicity.

Very true. Sometimes, as a supporter, it's actually ok to be supportive. Feels weird that an unhappy few will automatically call you a "happy clapper."

It's my own fault haha, it's better just to roll your eyes and scroll on rather than engage with some faceless, nameless keyboard warrior

It's been bad, but think it's worth not making final judgements until next season. I'm still rooting for him to find his feet. For now.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's not worth getting into arguments on here. You can't win, it's not worth it and no one ever sees their own faults. There's usually a good reason why they're online all day. All I really want is a nice balanced chat about the football 😂 #nufc

😂😂😂 you're funny, I'll give you that. Or maybe that's my PTSD talking. Enjoy your day big man