christina

Got a Gatorade and they still carded me

Rocking up to the function once again clad in all Gap garments

They don’t have juries

[Sade voice]

Also I would have been like 19 so that would have been crazy of her

Not very she’s the only one who got in trouble basically

Elizabeth Holmes in prison: well well well not so easy to find tech entrepreneur that doesn’t suck shit huh

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

The Unmarried Husband

Weirdly compelling prose if I’m being honest

You are not exempt from securing territory

Unwed midwife

My unwed wife

Girl I went to high school with became a preacher (?) type person and is always posting weird ass sermons on Facebook. The rest of it is irrelevant but the phrase “unwed bride” will stick with me forever

Layering a short sleeve t over a long sleeve and they’re calling me a female Seth cohen

Whoever invents new battery technology will win the century

Girl stand up

Susie wiles rn

My otaku ass thought this was Joseph joestar in stardust crusaders

Hold all my calls

Not really sure how we’re going to put the toothpaste back into the tube of just shrugging when they get a court order they don’t feel like complying with

They saw the nonfarm Feb payroll numbers

I wish there was a less schizo way to say that

I can tell my phone is trying to get worse on purpose so I’ll upgrade it

SaaS… software as a sin

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

My otaku ass thought this was the scout regiment insignia from attack on titan

I wish there was a real ass left wing echo chamber I could post in. I’d never leave