alyssa mitaka

was literally just looking for something to watch like is no one making things anymore

no way...

this is actually the version i mainly used to listen to a few years ago, i love it

the only real new years post

good luck!!!

trying to identify a raptor in flight while in a moving car when you forgot your binoculars at home is a losing game but boy do i love to play

silent alyssa, holy alyssa

omg that's so cute

this is so funny

the only thing that would make All the things she said a better song is if it were written by real lesbians

whenever i look out the window i get sad

okay so this storm took out my phone and a whole market thingy that was being built across the street

okay damn i sound like a slug or some kind of amphibian

also i have not seen real rain since february last year i'm so happy

crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years

omg that's awesome congratulations

genuinely don't know what's worse, the smell of alcoholism or the smell of garlicholism

the critical role guys are really living the dream

for legal reasons i'm not talking about any illicit substances i'm talking about prescribed pills for my persistent sleep issues

i'm incredibly zonked and need to pass out immediately because i am not steady on my feet at all but i need kunafa so unbelievably badly rn

honestly i lack the patience for those ice creams with the exoskeletons

I need someone to go into my files and uninstall fibromyalgia

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

#NotMyChampion

yes it drives me insane, i have a higher threshold now than i used to though

you're so real

my body CLAIMED 11 hours of sleep from me. that's kinda rude

i am thirsty 24/7 and it is only quenched from the time i take the first sip of a drink to the time i take the last. not to mention the

whenever i see dry mouth as a medication side effect i'm like Who gaf but this is actually torture

cropped meme of an anime character with pink hair. she is smiling and facing directly forwards. the text reads: "no one texts me but as soon as i start jacking off, people wanna interrupt"