Mike Hawk

No cuz literally what is happening

The gowrlz are fighting

Bringing a whole corned beef and cabbage to the potluck

It’s the year of the horse and my horse is charging through a crowd of people mercilessly and unbiasedly trampling them to death

So in love I’m willing to seriously work on my debt so we have a good future together

Two male co workers heart to heart coming sooo close to admitting they should probably go to therapy

Sending my partner “u up?” texts but it’s for a good night kiss

Using my work computer to print a bdsm kink list

This country is disgusting and despicable

Like no offense….just pay for it

Unironically getting mad State Farm won’t just buy me a new windshield fr

Seen today: someone on a motorcycle and someone driving their jeep with the top down

“Just got some dope ass ink” *literally the worst quality tattoo I’ve ever seen in life*

Sorry but you’re not getting your shit back!!!

Worker helping push Ev’s wheelchair through the airport saw some flags and a wreath set up at one of the entrances and asked me if it was a holiday today

Why didn’t osmosis jones stop covid?

Crop dusting Capitol Hill

What the literal fuck, girl

Not Sk8r Boy playing at the bank

I need to strangle whoever is responsible for the locking security wheels on the carriages at Fred Meyer with my bare hands

Did I just let myself get scammed? Maybe.

Getting emotional writing up a blurb about what pole means to me. Getting emotional about pictures sent to me by my partner of all the people protesting while I’m stuck at work. I’m REALLY boutta be on my period fr fr

Catch me nording in that fucking spa

Not falling for the boneless couch propaganda

The new precious moments

So many fun exciting things!!! Too many fun exciting things!!

I just need this week to be over and then I just need this month to be over ya know 😅

Me @ me the second I step into the Michael’s store: I don’t want to alarm you, but we’re about to shit our pants

Trying not to succumb to the *get married within a year* Alaska propaganda

No iPhone, I don’t want a photo montage video of my progressing alopecia. Thanks!!