Watching it right now as per your recommendation. 🤘🐍
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Watching it right now as per your recommendation. 🤘🐍
TIL that Weird Al Yankovic voiced a My Little Pony named Cheese Sandwich who is canonically married to Pinkie Pie, and my brain does not know how to file this information.
Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Follow I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT
A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it
I posted a WitchTok video in which I jokingly proclaimed that a backwards Eye of Horus is the Eye of Eris, and now everyone in the comments is like, "SO BE IT."
Just, y'know, FYI, in case a random Pagan ever unironically tells you that the ancient Greeks venerated Eris with reversed hieroglyphics.
Our minister, Rev. Ed Proulx, regarding the upcoming Pet Blessing service on March 22: "I am told that this is normally held outside, but we are just THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND."
BYO disposable training pads. We reserve the right to bless anything bitey from a respectable distance.
We promise we love all animals equally. However, if your fur baby is a wee bit too precocious and/or possessed for their own good, maybe just bring a flattering picture of them instead. We trust your judgment.
I am so tired of getting my hopes up.
Palatable Milquetoast 2026, I guess.
Hermès, that is. Not Hèrmes. This is why I can't have nice things.
According to the ladies on the Love Luxury TikTok channel, I am "starting my investment journey." I trust their judgement.
A Black Togo and Swift Birkin en Désordre with Palladium hardware.
Me: "I enjoy looking at Hèrmes bags, but of course I would never actually want one."
Hèrmes: "You're Discordian, right? Because we've got a Disorder collection."
Me: [immediately sells a kidney for $39,000]
An inspirational message from this morning's silent meditation:
If random, pitchfork-wielding netizens are going to come for my church, I want to give them a reason.
To be filed under We Are Not Sure Why We Laughed at This as Hard as We Did:
Q. How does a Unitarian Universalist walk on water?
A. They wait until winter.
The finished product. I am become Hierophant.
(Ineffable art by the incomparable @davezilla.bsky.social.)
"Many wish the meek would hurry up and inherit the earth, as the unmeek are making such a mess of it."
-Olin Miller
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Listen. We're not accusing anyone of donating 17 gently-used copies of "Steal This Book" to the church library. We're just saying the Social Justice Committee has some questions.
We are an affirming congregation, but we do ask that monthly drum circle participants please refrain from identifying as "STOMP regional cast."
“This feels less like joining a church, and more like joining the cast of a TV show about a church."
A gentle reminder to our congregants: "Smash the Patriarchy" is a valid and commendable goal but not a practical service to offer in next month's silent auction.
As an inclusive, non-creedal community of faith, we do not doubt anyone's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
We apologize for any confusion resulting from our decision to end today's service without having the choir process out as usual.
If someone could check on the choir and perhaps lure them out of the sanctuary with delicious snacks, that would be greatly appreciated.
She Sang the Truth: Voices of Black Women in Word and Song
Black women composers are central now, not supplemental. Their music is no longer invisible, and Florence Price's life story illuminates the struggles these women faced.
Join our live-streamed service today (Feb. 22) at 11 a.m.
A close-up image of a hand holding a silver cellphone.
Appalled by ICE’s tactics? Consider becoming a Court Watcher: a legal, non-confronting public observer at an immigration courthouse who contacts a Rapid Response hotline to report ICE activity. If you're in the Houston area, join us for a training session today (Feb. 22) at 12:15 in Room 205.
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. 😬
“I know my humor is outrageous when it makes the Unitarians so mad they burn a question mark on my front lawn.”
-Lenny Bruce
Hey, fellow Gen Xers: In addition to quicksand and killer bees, was anyone else deathly afraid of sinkholes as a kid? Or was that just me?
For anyone interested, I now offer lithomantic readings through Mayhem Marketplace. Click on the link below to find out what the magic rocks have to say to you. #WitchSky