Oh God grandpa wants to find Osama bin Laden.
06.03.2026 23:55
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Oh God grandpa wants to find Osama bin Laden.
To dismiss Scrooge because he "owns a counting house" misses the fact that he is in the office every day working it.
Trump hints US will turn to Cuba after Iran: ‘Just a question of time’
People say Trump has no legacy game, but if he does recover Cuba he’ll probably become the most revered figure in organized crime history.
Inject this directly into my veins. No, seriously, inject this directly into my veins.
People are suggesting these guys could be harmed in the war, but if I were them I’d be more concerned about local sex traffickers protecting their territory.
"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"
counterpoint!
the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
Maybe Target’s new CEO could film a video in which he awkwardly eats some housewares.
Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.
Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.
We live in Orwellian times.
“Target threw snowball at Gun-1. Gun-1 acted to save himself and others.”
When Rahm was mayor and facing an election threat from Chuy Garcia, I was in a coffee shop in a progressive black neighborhood when two black CPD officers walked in and whispered to a pastor that orders came down to tow cars near the local polling place on election day. I got so many stories bro.
Spain’s MEP Irene Montero speaking to reporters
Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either
When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
See also the whole point of Captain America’s origin story.
"They don't know what they're up against."
What they're up against:
Times about to run a story about how everyone has to go back to Twitter bwah ha ha.
Remember when Ro Khanna spent a night weirdly replying to our barely even mild criticism of him last year anyhow I thought that was extremely embarrassing of him, as embarrassing as it gets, but now the New York Times is reply guying & it is so so so much more embarrassing of them than it was for Ro
“Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. ‘I guess,’ he says.”
The seven Democratic Senators who voted to confirm Kristi Noem:
John Fetterman (of course)
Tim Kaine (man it’s a shame we didn’t get this guy as VP)
Maggie Hassan
Andy Kim
Gary Peters
Jeanne Shaheen
Elissa Slotkin
It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"
When you’re not satisfied with ruining your own country’s health care system.
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
It’s cool that we have no idea whether “moved to being Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas” means “reassigned to a nice farm upstate” or “running our war effort against Latin America.”
I mean, on some level you have to appreciate the demonstration that “prestige TV” is fully just a series of formal moves you can do with any content.
So are Canada and Denmark.
Countdown till there’s a Times or a Post editorial making the case for war with Indonesia.
Normally you wait till after you’ve won the war for which you need the partner’s air bases to turn on the partner, but clearly someone’s playing 5-dimensional chess.
Surely you’re joking.
Tim Kaine. It’s always Tim Kaine. He just volunteers for this stuff.
Time to get a pool together on what 7 Democratic Senators Schumer will line up to confirm Mullin.