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jonah the wise

@jonahformayor

zaftig trans goddess anti-zionist radical leftist jewish and maybe some other stuff who knows, philly

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I'm so insanely hooked

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lawyer/deputy mayor on one side, chicken farmer on the other

05.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's wonderful Ai!

02.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just a faster way to do what we've seen nancy pelosi do for decades

02.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh what are you getting??

01.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard

WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard

thank you Mr President sir

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1995 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 6

mazel!

01.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blizzard cancelled my vacation πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

22.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was wearing my tshirt backwards to hide the graphic on it. I was a nerd and I deserved to be pantsed

17.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pants These Nerds!

Laughing at this old clickhole article which is broken except for one sad pre-transition photo of me in the header clickhole.com/pants-these-...

17.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hehe

09.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. β€œYou must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

09.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 4861 πŸ” 1097 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16
Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."

Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."

07 Feb 2026

07.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Earlier, I spotted a snake with tiny gorgons for hair. When I looked at her, the pebble in my pocket turned to flesh.

04.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

when I'm in a meeting where someone is sharing their screen, I like to move my cursor on top of theirs and pretend we're holding hands

03.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I have it in me to start fresh with whatever the next thing is when this place dies- and I think that's a good thing

04.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We could be the 6th borough

04.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever considered also being the Mayor of Philadelphia?

04.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Filmmaker Neil Breen

Filmmaker Neil Breen

I wonder how he's handling all this

03.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1034 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

Stress letting us overcome procrastination is the double edged sword in the ADHD toolkit πŸ˜…

01.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to read this book.

01.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything looks like a nail, and I don't even have a hammer. All I've got is this absurdly long nail with two sturdy nails sticking out perpendicularly froβ€” oh. Oh, I see what's going on here.

29.01.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

This part of west philly is the gayest place I've ever lived and I used to live in boystown

26.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Loretta Pierre stands in a graduation cap and gown, smiling. Around her on a yellow background, text reads: On January 7th, Loretta Pierre was denied parole for the 15th time and set off three years. This is more than any other woman in the history of Mississippi. Please help us challenge this. Email and phone zap: Wednesday, January 21 through Friday, January 23, 9am-3pm ET. See the rest of the posts for info!

Loretta Pierre stands in a graduation cap and gown, smiling. Around her on a yellow background, text reads: On January 7th, Loretta Pierre was denied parole for the 15th time and set off three years. This is more than any other woman in the history of Mississippi. Please help us challenge this. Email and phone zap: Wednesday, January 21 through Friday, January 23, 9am-3pm ET. See the rest of the posts for info!

Free Loretta Pierre. Here are a few ways you can support Loretta and challenge this decision: Email and call urging reconsideration. Donate to our campaign. Write her a letter of love and support

Free Loretta Pierre. Here are a few ways you can support Loretta and challenge this decision: Email and call urging reconsideration. Donate to our campaign. Write her a letter of love and support

Art of the Mississippi Five above text. Text reads: Email and phone zap. Email and call the parole board and MDOC urging that Loretta be reconsidered for parole immediately. We are organizing an intensive three day zap, so please make as many calls and emails as possible between January 21st-23rd. Consider getting together with friends or hosting a zap gathering! Details in the link. https://bit.ly/LorettaZap

Art of the Mississippi Five above text. Text reads: Email and phone zap. Email and call the parole board and MDOC urging that Loretta be reconsidered for parole immediately. We are organizing an intensive three day zap, so please make as many calls and emails as possible between January 21st-23rd. Consider getting together with friends or hosting a zap gathering! Details in the link. https://bit.ly/LorettaZap

Art of the Mississippi Five above text which reads: Donate. We have raised our campaign fundraising goal to $10,000 with the hopes of funding Loretta's commissary and increased visitation for family and friends over the upcoming months. We know money is tight. Any amount is appreciated. https://bit.ly/ms5donate

Art of the Mississippi Five above text which reads: Donate. We have raised our campaign fundraising goal to $10,000 with the hopes of funding Loretta's commissary and increased visitation for family and friends over the upcoming months. We know money is tight. Any amount is appreciated. https://bit.ly/ms5donate

On January 7th, we got the absolutely devastating news that Loretta Pierre was denied parole for the fifteenth time. This is more than any other woman in the history of Mississippi. I'm heartbroken by the inhumanity and arbitrary cruelty of the MS Parole Board. Please take 3 steps to help.

21.01.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Me and my dyke polycule 🫢🏻

21.01.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't really use any social media any more which means I don't have any place to post deranged videos like this

18.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes inspiration strikes!

18.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't really use any social media any more which means I don't have any place to post deranged videos like this

18.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

When the creamy potatoes are actually just cream

08.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love Philadelphia

07.01.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 747 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 50