Reverse Karen

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

I'm so happy this car crash war being run by an octogenarian reality TV dude and an alcoholic Foxnews guy is not supported by our extremely smart Australian government.

Wait...

I'm being handed a message...

The happy guy at the front has got lots of very white teef

Khamenei Senior is being replaced by Khamenei Junior, remarkable progress on the regime change front.

shocking news about Kyle and Jackie O. has anyone checked in with Albo to see how he’s doing

ASIO, our national security gatekeeper, not.

Albanese offers Sandilands support, “Sorry to hear that Jackie O is being difficult”

Following backlash, Albanese claims he meant that Jackie O had a ‘difficult life’ having worked with Kyle
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Isaac Herzog held secret meeting with Asio boss during Australia trip, intelligence agency confirms Granting a foreign head of state such as the Israeli president access to domestic intelligence agency ‘unprecedented’, senator David Pocock claims

Herzog (maybe): "We'll need to park a guy at Pine Gap at the end of February. Something about Iran".

ASIO's Mike Burgess (maybe): "All good. We're used to ceding our sovereignty to countries further up the food chain ..." 👇
#auspol
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The fucking gall. 🤬

Chris Minns announces state funeral for Kyle and Jackie O Show

“We will all mourn the tragic loss of the show that was Sydney, so much so that Melbournians refused to listen.”
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Were they big strong men with tears in their eyes?

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

How though? The hyper-rich own the governments who could tax them.

If we don't tax the hyper-rich out of existence, pedophile psychopaths will keep using our species' collective wealth to bomb, police, surveil, propagandise and cook us into submission, maybe even extinction

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

*America kicks a hornet’s nest*

Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest

Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?

Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

John Howard with less of a spine and a delightful origin story

I'm fucking furious

But nicely. And with a lovely story about his single mum

It is sad to see the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize tarnished in this way.

He's having a good week isn't he. First of all he had a go at Grace Tame. Now he's shoved his head so far up Trump's arse he can see what he had for breakfast

It doesn't fill me with great confidence that with the potential for WW3 to kick off, Australia currently has perhaps its most spineless PM in history.

I would really like to know how becoming best buddies with two of the most hated and destructive regimes in the world right now makes Australia safer. #auspol

I'm so fucking angry. And we're powerless

World War Epstein

No they fucking can't. I'm so full of rage I'm worried I'll explode