I wish that the headline was 'Man accused of sexual assault by five employees!' with 'Also, his champagne is probably fizzy water with food colouring', but it's 2025.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

I know this really isn't the point of either the article or the post, but 'canned coffee'? Coffee in a can? Do Americans really drink that?

Is it just me or does the International Booker prize always have the best titles? I picked up 'Drive your plough...' based on the title alone.

Yeah, I tripped up on that as well.

I frequently say, peak Ballymena, but I actually think this might be it.

I've just started Question 7! Would love to hear your thoughts when you get around to it.

Perhaps this is the first result of the DOGE - more efficient racism. Why waste words when a gesture will convey your intentions so much quicker and more effectively?

I started seeing ads beginning with 'The cost of a coffin in [city you live in] would astonish you!' shortly after my fortieth birthday.
(I had been looking for a bamboo compost bin for the kitchen counter around that time, so I may have confused Google about its purpose.)

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