Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week
Another masterstroke, sir
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Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week
Another masterstroke, sir
Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. “I guess,” he says. “But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
Shakespeare: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more / Or close the wall up with our English dead
Churchill: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime.
Trump: But yeah, you know, we expect some things
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Our official foreign policy is "do whatever, shit happens"
It's all been leading to this. This is why I was put on earth.
Wemby 10-8-4-6(blocks)-3(steals). If they weren't up by 50 in the 3rd quarter, he'd look good for a 5x5.
Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.
Wars have consequences. And if the Trump White House was unprepared for the eventuality that the Fanatics Flag Football Classic might need to find a new venue, they never should’ve launched those missiles.
Can we skip ahead to the “Mr. Beast Asks For Your Forgiveness” comeback article?
THERAPIST: and this one?
ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.
THERAPIST: what about this one?
ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?
THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.
Most things involving AI are nothing, but I feel very deeply in my bones that this is the most nothing of all of them.
i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail
Oh Jeff. It can always get more meaningless.
Payton Pritchard: $7.2 million Hugo Gonzalez: $2.8 million Baylor Scheierman: $2.6 million Neemias Queta: $2.35 million Jordan Walsh: $2.21 million
Except for Garza, all of these guys played huge minutes for the Celtics tonight.
we also got this shit, including People naming him one of the sexiest men alive
I really cannot overstate how completely bonkers the Iraq War era was if you didn’t live through it
Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.
Being a progressive means being constantly disappointed in any politician who appeared, at some point, to be an actual progressive.
average person cheering for war in iran
It’s rough out there and I’m trying to make room for joy. Here are ten baseball things that have made me giggle this spring: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
No I don't.
Damn this seems exactly correct.
Kanye
Fetterman.
Merrick Garland
Shocked that no one has said Kanye
Phil Mickelson probably tops this list.